Kathy Bates on Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22
"Why We Gave Up Women"
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Kathy Bates guest stars on Two and a Half Men this week. As Charlie?!? Yup.

Alan Moves in With Lindsey
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21
"Mr. Hose Says Yes"
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Alan moves in with Lindsey and the results aren't what he expected. Meanwhile Zoey and her daughter become Walden's housemates.

Mothers of a Problem
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 20
"Grandma's Pie"
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Alan and Lyndsey react to the shocking development in their lives this week: their mothers are dating?!?

Jake and Eldridge and Walden
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19
"Palmdale, Ech"
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Jake and Elridge enlist the help of Walden this week. He drives them to a high school party.

Patton Oswalt on Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18
"The War Against Gingivitis"
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Patton Oswalt guest stars on this episode of Two and a Half Men. He plays Walden's former business partner.

Drink Much?
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 17
"Not In My Mouth"
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Does Lyndsey have a drinking problem? Alan ponders this question on this episode of Two and a Half Men.

Trapped on Valentine's Day
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16
"Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
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It's an anger-filled Valentine's Day on Two and a Half Men, as Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped inside together.

The Two Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 14
"The Duchess of Dull-In Sack"
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Two and a Half Men is back after a brief hiatus. This episode is titled "The Duchess of Dull-In Sack."

The New Walden
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13
"A Possum on Chemo"
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Walden changes up his look on Two and a Half Men this week. So long, homeless guy!

Fighting for Walden
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12
"Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
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Walden needs help from Alan on this episode of Two and a Half Men because his mother and ex-wife attempt wrestle away control of his company.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie