Ugly Betty Quotes

Marc: Morning! I come bearing dry cleaning—extra plastic for the landfills. Just like you like it.

Marc: Hey you, Betty’s son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bags Justin: Okay

Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan? Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can’t just replace yourself with another gay guy…

Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don’t know why I’m with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push ups…

Marc: I just wanted to see how you were doing? Wilhelmina: My entire body has tennis elbow. I have a hangover that’s worthy of a college…

Marc [to Betty as she touches him to comfort]: Don’t! My flesh rots where you touch it!

Marc [about Claire and Victoria]: Normally I don’t like, or notice old people, but that was interesting

Amanda [about a painting of Betty]: That is hideous! It’s like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!

Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I’m a good person Marc: You are, and more importantly, you’re pretty

Clarie: I don’t mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding? Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister…