Ugly Betty Quotes

Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]: Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a…

Betty: What are we gonna do? We can’t just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy…

Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit “the children.” So once he gets…

Ignacio [reading shirt]: Vote Archie Rodriguez, an A Rod you can believe in

Betty: Are you sure this is the best way to deal with your feelings? Christina: Well I did consider throwing a dart at the real thing,…

Daniel: Everyone’s staring at me Betty: That’s because you’re supposed to be a waiter and you’re standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit…

Betty [about Wilhelmina’s baby]: You’re so good with him Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of…

Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go Delivery Guy: I’m looking for Betty Suarez Marc: Do you need any…

Betty: For the record, I decided the limo treatment doesn’t suck Matt: Also for the record, I’m not a limo guy. I just thought it’d be…

Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my first Betty: Aww,…