Ugly Betty Quotes

Hilda [translating Curandera’s fortune]: …and the answer is behind the tree Betty: What does that mean? Hilda: It means the woman is…

Jordan: Hello Alex. Alexis: Jordan. Jordan: You look different. New haircut?

Aunt Mirta [to Ignacio]: I’d like to tell you you look the same, but you look like an old man

Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn’t get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids’ gifts Betty:…

Wilhelmina: You really can’t see those lines, can you? Marc: Nope. You’re as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.

Wilhelmina: Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a really big girl. I’m guessing there’s no card for that

Wilhelmina [to Daniel and Alexis]: Okay girls, tuck em back in, you’re both big

Daniel: You’re not the only one in charge. Alexis: I’m the only one in charge whose pupils aren’t the size of quarters.

Justin: Doesn’t anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don’t know my…

Daniel: Apparently you’ve got a very thoughtless boss who didn’t realize until last night that you deserve a lot more than a crappy…