Ugly Betty Quotes

Hilda: The test just said I had to do a manicure, it didn’t say on who. [Hilda shows off her nails] Hilda: I wasn’t gonna waste all this…

Nick: You want the pepper, you’re gonna get the spice

Betty [referring to Henry and Charlie]: How could he leave with her? Christina: Maybe that twit pepper scrambled his brains

Ignacio: and you just quit beauty school… Hilda: I didn’t want to quit, they just stopped appreciating all of this

Rodrigo: We need to celebrate, pour some more champagne. I’ll light some candles and run us a bath Alexis: Cheesy, but it works

Betty: I know you believe in all this chivalry stuff, but you don’t have to defend my honor Henry: Yes, I do. Don’t forget your crown…

Squire: All quarrels in the middle ages are settled in one way… onn the log…or we lose our liquor license [chanting .. log log log…

Nick: You’re going to break the horse. Get it? Cause she’s fat. Lock it..

[Christina comes back with two shots…] Christina: She needs the money for her father [after seeing the look she’s given, Christina does…

Daniel: Why don’t we play a game? Use our minds? Look, chess, perfect! [Daniel opens the chess box and there’s condoms inside] Daniel:…