Vanderpump Rules Quotes

Jax: Anybody can push play on a laptop, you idiot! It’s not even connected to anything.

Tom Sandoval: Maybe one of the reasons that Jax doesn’t like James is because he feels like he’s looking at himself 10 years ago and he…

Tom Schwartz: I don’t feel like I’ve ever really been able to articulate clearly or express to her how much I die inside when she goes to…

Stassi: I got a marble trash can, and now it’s too heavy for me to empty the trash.

James: I played a little Beyonce and I wound up with a girlfriend.

Stassi: Misery loves company, but it’s really hard to find company when all your friends are so fucking happy.

Jax: Ass steaks or no ass steaks, I liked it.

James: In my defense, people see me winning right now and they don’t like it.

Stassi: I don’t even look at Jax anymore like an ex-boyfriend. I look at him like an ape… with a really cool girlfriend.

Lisa: I love dogs, and I think everybody knows how I feel about bitches. And here comes a couple more.