Veep Quotes

Selina: If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he’d still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.

Selina: Two wheelchair guys behind him? What? We didn’t get the point after the first wheelchair guy?

Jonah: Did you guys know I got married? Who wants to meet my brand new, smokin’ hot wife?

Selina: Goddammit! What is Mike doin’ in here, and why does he have a good idea now that he doesn’t work for us?

Selina: Fire ‘im. Ben: He’s deader than democracy ma’m.

Selina: Why do I have to tell people why I want to be president? I mean, I don’t wanna hear about their jobs.

Dan: But if you want to go dutch, or whatever, on the abortion, just hit me up on Venmo. Oh, you know what? Make it public, OK? It shows…

Selina: Wow. This place has feminine symbolism spurtin’ out of its dickhole. Dan: Let’s just hope it’s the Columbia and not the…

Selina: If I ever needed a miracle, it’s right now! Richard: Ma’m, there’s been a mass shooting at a mall in Pheonix. Twenty-seven people…

Jonah: Whoa. What was that? Sykes: I was just adjusting your mic. I was chemically castrated, remember? [winks]