Venture Brothers Quotes

Henchman: What about the necromancer? Memory wipes don’t work on his kind. Phantom Limb: True. But they take to hypnotic suggestion like…

Brock: The Freeze Team! Down on the floor and hold your breath! Dean: There’s pee-pee on the floor! Brock: I told you to hold your breath!

The Monarch: Tears!? Come on! You know that sick deformed freak! You know he was pounding his invisible meat! Dr. Venture: Your honor, I…

Tiny Attorney: So… mind-reader… fascinating, could you read the mind of… say for instance… The Monarch? Dr. Orpheus: If it would…

Col. Gentleman: Yes, little Rusty had a penchant for getting himself kidnapped about once a fortnight. I remember one time, I believe it…

Col. Gentleman: Careful, lad – his hands of those are strong enough to crush a boulder, but delicate enough to crush a butterfly

Hank: Okay, this is getting weird! You’re not going to tell me you went to college with the Monarch too? Where did you go to school -…

Hank: You see dead guys all the time. Dean: When? Hank: Dude, just last week Brock killed two dervishes with a pillowcase full of coats….

Dr. Venture: Is my tie on straight? Brock: Yeah. You can’t miss with a clip-on.

Hank: It feels weird seeing someone else fly the X-1. Col. Gentleman: Don’t worry, boys. Despite Kano’s racial handicap, he’s an…