Venture Brothers Quotes

Brock: This is you! You did this! I’m gonna kill you! Underbheit: Brilliant deduction. You’ve discovered my brilliant plan to chain…

Dr. Venture: Oh come on! You’re going to kill me because I had fake sex on graph paper with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?!

Action Man: The old fake coffin trick. Gadzooks, you think I would have remembered that one from “The Case of the Old Fake Coffin”

Hank: So, how come you’re not old and stuff like the others? Otto: Oh, but I am. I’m half-Atlantean and so I age differently. Dean: Wow….

Hank: What was Underbheit like back in the old days? Mr. White: Well, except for the metal jaw, pretty much the same. Total dick

Monarch: Hey! Let’s move the Monarch Mobile to the other side of the lot. It’ll totally screw with the henchmen’s heads! Dr. Girlfriend:…

Monarch: Look over there. It’s the Bearded Spectre. Oh my god, look what he’s got on… Dr. Girlfriend: Are those giant shorts or tiny…

Monarch: What can I do to [Dr. Venture] that life hasn’t done to him already?

Monarch: Here I am in the belly of the beast, and I don’t even care. I don’t even feel like taking a whiz on this. I used to dream of…

Dr. Girlfriend: Hey is that the guy from Depeche Mode? Monarch: It is the guy from Depeche Mode. He’s with a woman? Dr. Girlfriend: Oh…