Venture Brothers Quotes

Dr. Orpheus: My friend! Bedlam has broken out athwart the Kingdom of Venture! Join me in battle! Dr. Venture: Oh crap. Brock is never…

Monarch: I’m not going to flush. Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!

Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before. Henchman 24: Allegedly. Henchman 21: Okay, whatever….

Dr. Orpheus: You’re one lucky duck. Oh, it must be dreamy to have a costumed nemesis–chasing you, wringing his gloved hands in concern…

Brock: You have some dangerous machinery for sale here. I think you’re begging for trouble on this one. Dr. Venture: I thought you…

Hank: Hey, I had to sleep in my clothes. Now I feel gross wearing them two days in a row! Monarch: You’re kidding me, right? That’s the…

Brock: Do you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why don’t you try the world domination thing. You afraid of the big…

Billy Quizboy: Well, in a nutshell, no pun intended, your balls pulled a 180

Henchman #24: Boss, there’s a monster down here! Henchman #21: I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!

Dean: Do you have to shave it? I just grew those…