Venture Brothers Quotes

Billy Quizboy: But this kind of thing should be a walk in the park. Mr. White: A walk in the park with genitals for trees. Billy Quizboy:…

Monarch: I treat my captives as kings. You will be given the finest of accommodations. Hank: Hey! Last time I was here you threw me in a…

Brock: Well it doesn’t look like the Monarch needs anything. He’s got a Flying Cocoon, sharp henchmen in peak physical condition. He’s…

Monarch: And what about you? Brock: I didn’t sleep in my clothes. Monarch: 27! Burn his sheets!

Dr. Venture: Billy, fess up to the boy. He’s been pulling that “boy genius” crap for at least the twenty years that I’ve known him. Billy…

Monarch Henchman #3: Someone got him Brock Samson? Now I feel like a tool. Monarch Henchman #4: What’d you get him? Monarch Henchman #3:…

Dean: My… no-nos hurt! Monarch: What the hell are “no-nos.” Dr. Venture: That’s the super-adult term my teenage sons use to refer to…

Dr. Venture: Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?!? You can tell me – I’m hip!

Monarch: How do you think your father knew everything about it? Hank: Because… he’s a genius super-scientist? Monarch: I like to dream…

Dr. Venture: You just won’t stop, will you? You just keep pushing my buttons. Monarch: You’re my arch-enemy. That’s what I do – it’s my…