Venture Brothers Quotes

Dr. Venture: Great – when Marrakesh is overwhelmed by mutant lizard people, don’t come crying to me

Hank: Brock your training starts now! [gives Brock a glass of raw eggs] When I’m through with you you’re gonna eat lightning and crap…

Brock: Hank, seriously – when I get my license back I’m allowed to kill you

Dr. Venture: Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science. In short, I pissed in God’s eye… and he…

Dr. Venture: I will remember these last few days with you as the happiest of my life… well, except for the caterpillar part, I mean

O.S.I. Instructor: Well, let’s see here, Mr. Samson. On the driving portion, you totalled every car but the one you were driving; on the…

Pete White: It’s like wearing nothing at all. Like a second skin. Dr. Venture: Ummm, you’ve got a little something brown on your nose

Hank: Hey Brock, how would you [kill me]? Brock: You’re asleep. Quick jerk of the neck. Never feel a thing. Hank: You’ve thought about…

Dean: Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed – there were skeletons driving it!

Hank: Nice spyclothes, douche Dean: What? I didn’t have any black, I figured cowboy – next best thing to spies, right? [