Venture Brothers Quotes

Summers: True, I was barely alive after my test ship broke up. But the Army saved me. It spent $6 million dollars to give me all-new…

Brock: Bionic, huh? Let’s see how much. [kicks him in groin] Steve Summers: Ughhh. Right in my …Cape Canaverals

Dr. Venture: Right now G.U.A.R.D.O., doesn’t know you or me from a squad of Snake People hopped up on PCP

Hank: But Pop, you’re bleeding! Dr. Venture: Uh? Oh, this. Uh, no, it’s fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations…

Baron Underbheit: Catclops! What have you to report? Catclops: Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Underbheit…

Soldier #2: Who was that? Soldier #1: Brock f***in’ Samson! Soldier #2: No way! Dibs on his cigarette butt!

Summers: Sasquatch doesn’t have anything you haven’t seen before. Brock: Sasquatch is something I haven’t seen before!

Dean: There’s something out there, and it’s made of metal, and it has Dad’s face, and it wants to beat me up! This is just like my dream….

The Monarch: What is this, Diet? Why did you get Diet?! Dr. Girlfriend: I didn’t. The Monarch: Taste this then! Dr. Girlfriend: Okay, I…

Brock: You coulda told me that Sasquatch was a…a dude. Summers: Huh? What, you couldn’t tell? Brock: Not until I had to shave him