Venture Brothers Quotes

Hank: I’m out of gun food.

Brock: We had to make sacrifices. Dr. Venture: Like covering yourselves in rotten eggs. Do you know how bad you smell? Brock: No, ass!…

Dr. Girlfriend: Monstroso! That’s what this is about? He’s king of the double cross. I mean, think about it. He’s a lawyer and a super…

The Monarch: Sweet! So let’s go with my plan to cover his compound in sticky hot sugar! Leaving him and his family to be devoured by…

Brock: Uh, geez, this place reeks. What’s this guy doing in there? ShoreLeave: The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is,…

Henchman 21: Do we have souls? Henchman 24: Yes, but they’re not quite souls, but in Earth’s general idea, everything has a soul….

Henchmen 24: Ask me any question. Henchmen 21: Okay, what’s the meaning of life? Henchmen 24: The color twelve. Henchmen 21: Really?…

The Master: Did you know he’s uncircumcised? Yeah, Mr. Baldie will forever wear his turtleneck. Triana: That’s so gross! Do I have to…

The Master: Why don’t you leave me alone so I can jump rope naked in front a mirror in your ex-wife’s body?

Dr. Orpheus: She must be in her fourties… The Master: Really Orpheus? Tell it to the heiny, because she thinks it’s still 1992.