Venture Brothers Quotes

Dean: Can I pet your pussy? Triana: There’s no irony in that, is there?

Hank: What’s with the suit? Dean: Is it illegal to look good? Hank: In this house is kind of is.

The Master: Triana Orpheus, you should go live with your mother and begin your training as a sorceress. It’s your destiny! And it’s way…

Billy Quizboy: It’s out! I did it. So, am I part of the Triad. The Alchemist: Triad implies three. So… Billy Quizboy: All right. Then…

The Alchemist: Maybe we should strip him down and rub him with magic unctions? Jefferson Twilight: How will that help him? The Alchemist:…

The Alchemist: Great, so we take credit for killing Torrid, you take credit for kicking the Outrider’s ass. Then we make a secret pact to…

Dr. Orpheus: Triad! Be unseen! Jefferson Twilight: Was something supposed to happen? Are we invisible now, or something? Dr. Orpheus: No,…

Dean: Well, if I was your dad, and you were your mom, and the you that wasn’t your mom was another girl, I would never let anyone take…

Jefferson Twilight: Score? The Alchemist: 85%. Jefferson Twilight: Get out! Where did I blow it? The Alchemist: Well, for one, you killed…

Dr. Orpheus: The time is now! Triad, join me! For I am Dr. Orpheus! Master of Mysticism! The Alchemist: I don’t want to do that…