Venture Brothers Quotes

Jefferson Twilight: Torrid’s a dick. Who does that? Who opens up Hell? Honestly?

Dr. Venture: I wasn’t allowed to wear long pants until I went to college, is it any wonder I was a virgin until my twenties?

Henchman 21: You got lucky, old man. Sgt. Hatred: In your dreams, fat back.

Action Johnny: Looks like you got a little herpe on your lip, have you been kissing your wife’s ass… after I put herpe in there?

Johnny [about Dr. Venture]: I’m the old one, but he looks like he could be my dad. Dr. Venture: That’s because you have more chemical…

Dr. Z: We never had children of our, you see. We married late. And though my lover’s mountains are both beautiful and bountiful, I’m…

Dr. Z: So, a snake kills your psychiatrist, and you fly all the way down here in the middle of the night to beat up an old man because of…

Action Johnny: You’re gonna tell me you didn’t send your flunky to murder our therapist with a Vietnamese Two-Step Viper? Dr. Z: Bah!…

Action Johnny: Hey, how are those balls doing, Rust? Dr. Venture: Spirit is up and roving, but opportunity hasn’t come back on-line yet.

Dr. Venture: Well, Daphne, I believe. She got around quite a bit. But Velma? I always thought she was a… Action Johnny: Everybody did….