Venture Brothers Quotes

Action Johnny: Dudes, get back! That is a Vietnamese Two-Step Viper! One bite, and you’re dead before you take two steps. Dale Hale:…

Dr. Venture: What happened? Did I just kill Premature Ejaculation?

Action Johnny: My dad’s lab was like a pharmacological candy store, so I started real young. Next thing I know, I’m blowing lines of…

Wonderboy: Beep boop. Lance Hale: What was that? Wonderboy: I just turned off the radio in my utility belt like he said to. Action…

Red Mantle: Two heads are better than one. Dragoon: What does that have to do with anything? Red Mantle: Nothing. I’ve been wanting to…

Red Mantle: Great, we knocked him out. Dragoon: What is this, an episode of Gilligan’s Island? Everybody gets hit once and they are…

Watch: They know we’re stalling. And seriously, I can’t come up with a way to be more intimidating. Ward: I can! We get completely nude!…

Hank: Let me show you what a Batman-filled, Brocked-trained Venture can do

Sgt. Hatred: Hank, you know about the birds and the bees, right? Hank: For like two years now! Sgt. Hatred: Well, you know how some bees…

Dragoon: And I’m staying in the car! We! We are staying in the car. Red Mantle: We haven’t been outside in 30 years. I’m old and I’m…