This is tongue in cheek you guys, because even though we have reasons NOT to ask out every one of the following characters, if you read through to the very end, you'll discover how unlikely that would be.
So don't get your bouquets in a bunch!
Wait, definitely get your bouquets in a bunch and have the best Valentine's Day ever.
Jamie Fraser - Outlander
Oh, come on. The temptation might kill us, but we've seen what being ripped away from this man can do, and the risk is too much. No way can we risk that pain for one day of delight.
Stefan Salvetore - The Vampire Diaries
Hot or not, human or vampire, this dude has done too much to ask with the hopes of getting a simple box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses. Too many issues.
Lucifer Morningstar - Lucifer
Here's another guy who is hotter than hell (so hot he left the place), and word around town is he'd be the best sex we ever had. But he has mommy issues, daddy issues, Chloe issues, and frankly, is a bit of a ho.
Iris West - The Flash
No, there is nothing wrong with Iris. She's gorgeous, intelligent and has a lot of friends. She's also The Flash's girlfriend. Nobody can compete with that. Any other superhero and we might stand a chance. Not The Flash.
Nick Viall - The Bachelor
Seriously. If ever there weren't words necessary, this has to be it, right??
Jack Pearson - This Is Us
Maybe if we still had shoeboxes on our desks covered in red construction paper with white doilies and pink paper hearts so we could give Jack a little anonymous love, but let's be real. Not only is he truly, madly, deeply in love with his wife, he's so perfect it's intimidating.