Quotables for Week Ending April 21, 2017

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Another week in April, another week for premieres! A season finale or two. And a series finale. Sob.

The White Princess took over where The White Queen left off on Starz.

Fargo Season 3 began on FX.

The Leftovers began its third and final season on HBO while Girls Season 6 put the end to that series' run altogether.

The Magicians and The Good Fight ended their seasons.

But what did it all mean for quotes? Find out when you scroll through the slideshow!

 

1. The White Princess

The marriage tent the white princess s1e1

John de la Pole [at the reconciliation ceremony]: I pledge my allegiance to you, my Grace.
Cecily, Dowager Queen Mother: I do not. You are not the king, in law nor in God's eyes. And while you may have killed my son and stolen his crown, you are descended from a servant.

John de la Pole [at the reconciliation ceremony]: I pledge my allegiance to you, my Grace. Cecily, Dowager Queen Mother: I do not. You...

2. The Son

Toshaway the son season 1 episode 3

Pride is quite often the opposite of honor.

Toshaway
Pride is quite often the opposite of honor.

3. Doctor Who

Peter capaldi as the doctor doctor who s8e5

Bill: What good’s getting in a box gonna do?!
The Doctor: What an extraordinarily long and involved answer this is gonna be!

Bill: What good’s getting in a box gonna do?! The Doctor: What an extraordinarily long and involved answer this is gonna be!

4. Shades of Blue

Stahl and harlee shades of blue

Harlee: Is this what it feels like to be hunted?
Wozniak: All of human history boils down to predator and prey.
Harlee: I'm not sure I know the difference anymore.
Wozniak: Who shoots first.

Harlee: Is this what it feels like to be hunted? Wozniak: All of human history boils down to predator and prey. Harlee: I'm not sure I...

5. The Good Fight

Diane contemplative the good fight

I represent unscrupulous people and you... you save children.

Diane Lockhart
I represent unscrupulous people and you... you save children.

6. Into the Badlands

Sunny and bajie make a deal

Ryder's ghost: She's lying to you. Do you really think the tumor is gone?
Quinn: She's saving my life.
Ryder's ghost: The why do you still get the headaches? And you seem to be getting weaker by the day.
Quinn: I'm stronger than I've ever been.
Ryder's ghost: Then why am I here?

Ryder's ghost: She's lying to you. Do you really think the tumor is gone? Quinn: She's saving my life. Ryder's ghost: The why do you...

7. Once Upon a Time

Rumplestiltskinmr gold photo

Black Fairy: Hello, Rumple.
Rumple: [stares back in shock]
Black Fairy: I believe the greeting you're looking for is, Hello, Mother.

Black Fairy: Hello, Rumple. Rumple: [stares back in shock] Black Fairy: I believe the greeting you're looking for is, Hello, Mother.

8. The Leftovers

Kevin is baptised the leftovers s3e1

Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: What?
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: Yes.
Michael: Then I baptize you, Kevin Garvey, in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Buried in the likeness of his death and raised in the likeness of his resurrection. He is saved!
Kevin [whispers]: That didn't count.

Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Kevin: What? Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?...

9. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim kardashian talks in bed keeping up with the kardashians

In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.

Khloe
In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.

10. Chicago Justice

A second murder chicago justice

Mr. Malone: She did have a run-in with another group of students. There was disciplinary action, but the charges were dropped.
Antonio: What was it about?
Mr. Malone: She was part of a group on campus. The Madison Club. They talked politics and handed out pocket Constitutions. Apparently it offended some people. And why not? After all, it was written by dead white slaveowners.

Mr. Malone: She did have a run-in with another group of students. There was disciplinary action, but the charges were dropped. Antonio:...

11. Quantico

Alex is on a mission quantico

Alex: If you were a Navy Seal, I'd be shooting rubber bullets at you.
Owen: What does that teach you?
Alex: How to duck.

Alex: If you were a Navy Seal, I'd be shooting rubber bullets at you. Owen: What does that teach you? Alex: How to duck.

12. Girls

A new chapter girls

Police Officer: So, uh, what brings you out here without pants and shoes?
Hannah: Oh, um, I had a baby pretty recently, so...
Police Officer: Sounds about right.

Police Officer: So, uh, what brings you out here without pants and shoes? Hannah: Oh, um, I had a baby pretty recently, so... Police...

13. The Arrangement

Going on a trip the arrangement

Terence: Kyle, this violence. It's a regression.
Kyle: At least now I see you. You're a fraud.

Terence: Kyle, this violence. It's a regression. Kyle: At least now I see you. You're a fraud.

14. Better Call Saul

Spying better call saul

Mike: Your new assistant is a pip.
Jimmy: Yeah, thanks for crushing her spirit on the first day.

Mike: Your new assistant is a pip. Jimmy: Yeah, thanks for crushing her spirit on the first day.

15. Scorpion

Finding safety scorpion

Happy: I don't want to junk up my apartment.
Toby: It's no longer your apartment. It is our home. We have the extra bedroom.
Happy: My motorcycle room? I'm not losing my bikes to your yard sale.

Happy: I don't want to junk up my apartment. Toby: It's no longer your apartment. It is our home. We have the extra bedroom. Happy: My...

16. Bates Motel

Emma is ready to move on bates motel

I'm so sorry, Emma. I never wanted to bring you anything but happiness.

Dylan
I'm so sorry, Emma. I never wanted to bring you anything but happiness.

17. The Magicians

High king eliot returns the magicians s2e13

Alice: Why did you bring me back?
Quentin: Why do you keep asking me that? I watched you almost die trying to bring your brother back. You loved him. I love you.

Alice: Why did you bring me back? Quentin: Why do you keep asking me that? I watched you almost die trying to bring your brother back....

18. The Americans

Philip looks at a photo the americans s5e7

Philip: Is Stan Beeman's new girlfriend one of us?
Gabriel: Are you serious? You're losing it, Philip.
Philip: That's not an answer, Gabriel.
Gabriel: No. It's possible the centre wouldn't tell me because they knew you'd ask me this question, but as far as I know, she is not one of us.

Philip: Is Stan Beeman's new girlfriend one of us? Gabriel: Are you serious? You're losing it, Philip. Philip: That's not an answer,...

19. iZombie

The zen approach izombie

Ladybird: He died doing what he loved.
Clive: Sitting?
Ladybird: Meditating.

Ladybird: He died doing what he loved. Clive: Sitting? Ladybird: Meditating.

20. Agents of SHIELD

Chloe bennet as agent daisy johnson agents of shield

If anyone could get you to wake up and realize this world isn't real, it's her. She loves you, and you love her.

Daisy [to Fitz]
If anyone could get you to wake up and realize this world isn't real, it's her. She loves you, and you love her.

21. NCIS: New Orleans

Pride looks deeper ncis new orleans

Percy: Are you jealous?
LaSalle: You're tripping, girl.

Percy: Are you jealous? LaSalle: You're tripping, girl.

22. Bull

Isaiah washington guest stars on bull

Bull: You really like to refer to yourself in the third person, don't you, Jules?
Jules: A lot of people do that.
Bull: The only ones who do it more than you are Donald Trump and Elmo.

Bull: You really like to refer to yourself in the third person, don't you, Jules? Jules: A lot of people do that. Bull: The only ones who...

23. NCIS

Ducky pic

Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer?
Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.

Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer? Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly? Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.

24. Underground

Family betrayal underground

Killing, that's a dark place you don't want to go to. Trust me, I know.

Ernestine
Killing, that's a dark place you don't want to go to. Trust me, I know.

25. Archer

Ray gillette picture

Goddammit! I insist you let me share your marijuana cigarette!

Ray
Goddammit! I insist you let me share your marijuana cigarette!

26. Designated Survivor

An angry kirkman designated survivor s1e17

Sorry for losing my temper, but I have lost my temper.

President Kirkman
Sorry for losing my temper, but I have lost my temper.

27. Real Housewives of New York

The ladies are back the real housewives of new york city

I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.

Carole
I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.

28. Fargo

A town in chaos fargo

Valet: No tip?
Ray: Ya. Get a real job.

Valet: No tip? Ray: Ya. Get a real job.

29. The Blacklist

Red is in trouble

Red: My dark forces had a name, a person I entrusted with the most heinous offenses of my life. My confessor, who doth now condemn me.
Liz: What are you talking about?
Red: A name that came to represent my darkest hours. My friend, Mr. Kaplan.

Red: My dark forces had a name, a person I entrusted with the most heinous offenses of my life. My confessor, who doth now condemn me....

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