Quotables for Week Ending August 12, 2016
Carissa Pavlica
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Our summer shows are dwindling!!
We can thank the Olympics for that, because shows don't want to compete against an already tough group of individuals.
But we did have quotes, and the cream of the crop are below. My three personal favorites are lined up one after another for the top three, below.
What are your favorites?
1. Dark Matter
Three [on Calcheck feigning unconsciousness]: Why doncha cut off his pinky, see how he reacts?
Two [getting out a knife]: All right!
Calcheck: WHOAH! What the hell?! What if I'd actually been unconscious?!
Three: Well, then I guess we'd be looking mighty foolish right now, wouldn't we?
2. Tyrant
It's nice when families can have activities they can do together. We kill each other. We bury each other.
Ahmed
3. Mr. Robot
Elliot: I didn't know you work here.
Angela: Well, I started as a part-time sales associate, then they promoted me to assistant manager. Now, I'm on pace to be full manager. That almost makes up for them killing my mom!
4. Ray Donovan
He's got four fucking kids and like a thousand ex-girlfriends. Go back to jerking off, I'm fucking busy.
Conor
5. The Night Of
Student: Would you defend Hitler?
Stone: In theory, it would be my duty as an officer of the court.
Student: Hitler killed my great grandparents.
6. Power
Tasha: The fuck you gonna do with a baby?
Holly: I don't know.
7. BrainDead
Well, nice to meet you both, and I do think black lives matter.
Red
8. Devious Maids
My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.
Genevieve
9. The Fosters
Jesus: Can I schedule in some time to sleep?
Mariana: You can sleep when it's over.
10. UnREAL
I wanna see a bitch bleed. Thank you.
Quinn
11. Zoo
Jackson: Is he dead?
Jamie: Just for a minute.
12. Animal Kingdom
Isaiah: Rachel?
Smurf: People call me Smurf now.
13. Dead of Summer
Drew: If Damon and his crew show up, I came prepared.
Blair: A knife? Really?
14. Scream
Noah: I guess I didn't think of you as the hospital visit type.
Gustavo: Don't be mad, I didn't bring flowers.
15. Pretty Little Liars
Well, that's great. Now you have another cousin who wants to kill us.
Hanna
16. Suits
I don't take legal advice from a convict.
Sean
17. Killjoys
Dutch: We finally have a Level Six right where we want them.
Johnny: In the bag. No? Too much?
18. Outcast
Sidney: What do you think I'm here for?
Aaron: Must be big, considering what I'm guessing you did to get this house, and what you did to Anderson, and if it fucks this town right in the ass, then you can count me in.
