Quotables for Week Ending September 30, 2016
Carissa Pavlica
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We're still tuning into your favorite shows for all the best dialogue.
Did we capture your favorite moments on television this week?
1. Queen Sugar
Estelle: Davis is a rich, black man accused of raping a white woman.
Charley: Malina's not white.
Estelle: But she's not black, so she will be white by the time the press gets through her.
2. Bull
Marissa: The NTSB says that 80% of crashes are caused by pilot error.
Bull: It's not exactly a fair fight when the pilots usually aren't around to defend themselves.
3. Quantico
Alex: You know, sometimes I wish we said no, to the mission, to all of this.
Ryan: There was no mission, Alex. We were chasing ghosts.
Alex: They weren't ghosts, Ryan. They were just smarter than us.
4. Gotham
The Wayne name still has meaning. It's a symbol of light and hope.
Bruce
5. Masters of Sex
Sex and love... a mysterious thing.
Hugh Hefner
6. Power
She loved you and you went back to your wife. If I gave her the opportunity, pretty damn sure she's gonna burn your ass like she did me.
Knox [to Ghost]
7. Once Upon a Time
Jafar: That's why you never, ever hear these words about a Savior: 'They lived happily ever after.'
8. This Is Us
William: Hey, I'm sorry. I know they're too young to talk about cocaine.
Beth: I feel like six is a hair young for cocaine.
Randall: Yeah, but seven. We'll let them try it at seven.
9. Secrets and Lies
Eric: She's my wife.
Det. Cornell: She's also my victim.
10. The Last Man on Earth
Lewis: I was a surgeon.
Erica: That's amazing! Carol and I, we're pregnant.
Lewis: No no no, for trees. A tree surgeon.
11. Halt and Catch Fire
Joe: Gordon, you obviously have some questions beyond the decor.
Gordon: Not really. You obviously wanted to get fired. I've seen that move before.
Joe: Not really. It's more complicated than that.
Gordon: Really? Shocker.
12. The Big Bang Theory
Penny: When Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.
13. New Girl
You're a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.
Nick
14. From Dusk Till Dawn
So, how about, just for a beat, we agree to disagree seeing as how we all seem to be standing at 3333 Cannibal Fucking Lane!
Seth
15. Agents of SHIELD
The engine caught fire. How is that not a dangerous problem?
Daisy [to Robbie]
16. NCIS: New Orleans
Plenty of time to escort us to the gallows after we've solved the case.
Pride
17. NCIS
Let's go back to what we know -- he's dead. I'm pretty confident about that.
Torres
18. Scream Queens
Oh, come on! You've gotta be kidding me. From now on, when someone has just fought off the killer and they're about to reach down and pull off the mask and find out who it is -- not the time to distract them with a bunch of questions!
Munsch
19. Lethal Weapon
Scorsese: Wow. You two are like peaches and cream.
Murtaugh: More like Starsky and Hutch.
Scorsese: Which one's Starsky?
Riggs and Murtaugh (in unison): I am.
20. Code Black
Mike: If you're afraid of flying in one, why'd you hop on board?
Ethan: I didn't say I was scared. I said I didn't like 'em. I also don't like bad tequila, but that didn't stop me last night.
21. Younger
Liza: I'm so sorry about last night.
Charles: Liza, I think you're fantastic. You don't have to explain a thing.
Liza: I just want you to know...
Charles: It was just a kiss, Liza. Let it go.
22. Empire
My destiny was music, and my destiny was you.
Lucious
23. Criminal Minds
I try not to think about the ones I couldn't catch. I prefer to think about the ones I'm gonna save.
Hotch
24. Law & Order: SVU
I wouldn't do that to her! I know what it's like to be raped! I went in at 18, 140 pounds, what do you think happened to me?
Shawn
25. Blindspot
Are you worried she's been taken or are you worried she's been turned?
Zapata
26. Designated Survivor
Kirkman: You don't need to get up every time I walk into a room. I'm not the Queen.
Seth: No, sir. Virtually no resemblance.
27. American Horror Story: Roanoke
Cricket: Why do you haunt this place?
The Butcher: I protect this place. This place is mine. Ours. I shall stop at nothing to hold safe this colony. I shall stack the bodies high as cold wood.
28. Chicago PD
Thought I told you not to chase a black kid unless his shoes ain't tied.
Atwater
29. Rosewood
You, me, working on a crime scene, that's our happy place.
Rosewood
30. Pitch
It's Ginnsanity in San Diego.
Sportscaster
31. The Exorcist
Marcus: The power of Christ compels you.
Demon Woman: Do I look compelled, man of God?
32. How To Get Away with Murder
Laurel: Have you seen these articles? They’re all about the fire.
Asher: Oh, down we go.
33. Grey's Anatomy
Nathan: Oh, so she doesn't know that you're madly in love with me.
Meredith: I am not madly in love with you.
Nathan: You're close. You will be.
Meredith: I am close to hating you.
34. Chicago Med
Look, nothing really prepares you for war. But a day in Chicago, the number of gunshots we see, the navy sending corpsmen for a rotation in the ED is a pretty good primer.
Ethan
35. The Blacklist
Regret requires age or wisdom.
Red
36. Quarry
I was gone a half an hour. You left me for a year.
Joni
