Quotables from Week Ending August 6, 2015

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Summer programming is starting to go off the air already?! Oh no!

That's right, we had our last week with Halt and Catch Fire and perhaps our last quote ever if the show isn't picked up (c'mon AMC, do the right thing!) and things fell into utter chaos on the UnREAL Season 1 finale.

Elsewhere around the dial, there were wars on CBS with Extant and Under the Dome, a prom on Pretty Little Liars and a cop gone bad on Rookie Blue, but still a little time for makin' love.

See if your favorites made the cut with the quotes of the week!

1. Mr. Robot

Elliott goes missing mr robot

I remember when I was a kid I got into web design by ripping off sites I liked. All you had to do was view source on your browser and there it was. The code. You could copy paste it, modify it a little, put your name on it, and like that, it was your site. View source. What if we had that for people? Would people really wanna see?

Elliot
I remember when I was a kid I got into web design by ripping off sites I liked. All you had to do was view source on your browser and...

2. Under the Dome

The resistance under the dome

Jim: So this is my army? A cripple, two horny teenagers and a plucky newspaper girl?
Julia: We're the best you've got.
Jim: Yeah, the world's over.

Jim: So this is my army? A cripple, two horny teenagers and a plucky newspaper girl? Julia: We're the best you've got. Jim: Yeah, the...

3. Hell on Wheels

Violence in chinatown hell on wheels

You can be the man with the shovel in your hand or you can be the man who sells the shovel to the man with the shovel in his hand.

Collis
You can be the man with the shovel in your hand or you can be the man who sells the shovel to the man with the shovel in his hand.

4. Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll

A hit in new york sex and drugs and rock and roll

Flash: We're never doing another gig with you as our lead singer.
Ira: They're offering us a 175 grand.
Flash: We're doing one more gig with you as our lead singer.

Flash: We're never doing another gig with you as our lead singer. Ira: They're offering us a 175 grand. Flash: We're doing one more gig...

5. Rizzoli & Isles

Mauras secret rizzoli and isles

Maura: You're here, dealing with the effects of a fire that destroyed all of your personal stuff, not to mention a lifetime of memories.
Jane: I lost 20 identical t-shirts.

Maura: You're here, dealing with the effects of a fire that destroyed all of your personal stuff, not to mention a lifetime of memories....

6. Extant

Everything changes extant

Molly: What I need is an exact gene pairing. And I can only get that from my son.
JD: The alien?
Molly: Yeah. I need his DNA. And I know he's here. Somewhere.
JD: Alright, just so you know, I can't plug 'somewhere' into a GPS.

Molly: What I need is an exact gene pairing. And I can only get that from my son. JD: The alien? Molly: Yeah. I need his DNA. And I know...

7. Suits

Jessica prepares suits s5e7

Mike: Jessica no you can't make me work with that man.
Jessica: Oh, I can make you work with the goddamn window washers if I want to. And if you don't do this, you might find yourself dangling 50 stories above the ground.

Mike: Jessica no you can't make me work with that man. Jessica: Oh, I can make you work with the goddamn window washers if I want to. And...

8. The Last Ship

The lost formula the last ship

Tex: Said he had to take a leak.
CDR Chandler: Mr. President?
Tex: Or maybe he's doing the other thing. He's the president. What are you going to do?

Tex: Said he had to take a leak. CDR Chandler: Mr. President? Tex: Or maybe he's doing the other thing. He's the president. What are you...

9. The Astronaut Wives Club

Moving on the astronaut wives club

It's a shame it took Gus dying for a president to give him his due.

Betty
It's a shame it took Gus dying for a president to give him his due.

10. Halt and Catch Fire

Descending into crisis halt and catch fire

Listen, I don't want to add to your misery, but the coffee maker is broken.

Cameron
Listen, I don't want to add to your misery, but the coffee maker is broken.

11. Major Crimes

Investigating online major crimes

Underwear screams suicide, but shooting yourself in the back of the head...what an awkward way to go!

Flynn
Underwear screams suicide, but shooting yourself in the back of the head...what an awkward way to go!

12. Teen Wolf

Kira loses control teen wolf

Liam: She said she heard a voice saying, 'Your condition improves.'
Stiles: Well that's unsettling.

Liam: She said she heard a voice saying, 'Your condition improves.' Stiles: Well that's unsettling.

13. UnREAL

Adams decision unreal

Quinn: I caught you getting your nob polished by a teenager.
Chet: She's a mouth.

Quinn: I caught you getting your nob polished by a teenager. Chet: She's a mouth.

14. Pretty Little Liars

Hanna marin photo

Ashley: It's not a punishment.
Hanna: Really, what do you call getting dis-invited from your own prom?

Ashley: It's not a punishment. Hanna: Really, what do you call getting dis-invited from your own prom?

15. Zoo

Abducted in rio zoo

The man you are is not worth the man that I would have to be to kill you.

Abraham
The man you are is not worth the man that I would have to be to kill you.

16. Proof

A patient connection proof

Cat: You know, unchecked ego is usually a sign of deep insecurity.
Peter: Is it? Well, I'll remember that the next time I check in with the world's greatest heart surgeon.

Cat: You know, unchecked ego is usually a sign of deep insecurity. Peter: Is it? Well, I'll remember that the next time I check in with...

17. Scream

The newest suspect scream

I need, like, a Men in Black brain wipe.

Noah
I need, like, a Men in Black brain wipe.

18. Power

Getting out from under power

Ruiz: Tommy is a good man.
Kanan: Until Ghost tell him to stab you in the back.

Ruiz: Tommy is a good man. Kanan: Until Ghost tell him to stab you in the back.

19. Tyrant

Barrys survival tyrant

Everything was normal last week. But it feels like ten years ago. Everyone's gone insane. My brother...he's not my brother anymore. It's like a nightmare. and I keep thinking I'm going to wake up.

Munir
Everything was normal last week. But it feels like ten years ago. Everyone's gone insane. My brother...he's not my brother anymore. It's...

20. Days of Our Lives

Days of our lives

I just think that you should put more effort into just being with Sonny instead of all these schemes, you know? You'd be a lot better off. You're worse than your mother.

Lucas
I just think that you should put more effort into just being with Sonny instead of all these schemes, you know? You'd be a lot better...

21. True Detective

Paul drives true detective

Ani: You're not a bad man.
Ray: Yes, I am. Do you miss it.
Ani: What?
Ray: Anything.

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Ani: You're not a bad man. Ray: Yes, I am. Do you miss it. Ani: What? Ray: Anything.

22. Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the beast promo pic

[talking to a shocked Vincent] Don't make me arrest you honey.

Cat
[talking to a shocked Vincent] Don't make me arrest you honey.

23. Masters of Sex

In the office masters of sex

You have been audacious, tireless, dedicated, and brilliant, and it's only fitting that you should have a token of, well of my appreciation of you.

Bill
You have been audacious, tireless, dedicated, and brilliant, and it's only fitting that you should have a token of, well of my...

24. Ray Donovan

Paige and varick ray donovan

Hooker: What was Frances like?
Terry: She was nothing like you.
Hooker: I bet she couldn't suck dick like I could. [Terry shoves her aside and storms out]
Mickey: Jesus, kid, what happened in there? She swallow it whole?

Hooker: What was Frances like? Terry: She was nothing like you. Hooker: I bet she couldn't suck dick like I could. [Terry shoves her...

25. Killjoys

Amanda tapping as dr jaeger killjoys

Pawter: I'll give you Grayson's location. I hope your team can use him to find Jaeger.
D'avin: Where is he?
Pawter: Somewhere I sincerely hope you don't end up.

Pawter: I'll give you Grayson's location. I hope your team can use him to find Jaeger. D'avin: Where is he? Pawter: Somewhere I sincerely...

26. Complications

Forced to testify complications

I lost my daughter. I watched her die, and I could do nothing. And I would give everything I have to trade places with you, to have a child who could be saved. So figure it out!

John
I lost my daughter. I watched her die, and I could do nothing. And I would give everything I have to trade places with you, to have a...

27. Rookie Blue

Andy mcnally photo

Sam: Your clothes are all over my bedroom floor.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that was a problem. I can make it stop.

Sam: Your clothes are all over my bedroom floor. Andy: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that was a problem. I can make it stop.

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