Quotables from Week Ending May 21, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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It's another week and we have more quotes for you!
As the shows go off the air, it's going to get a little more difficult to entertain you, so we may take a break before the summer shows come on the air, but we'll be back!
This week we have the Following Series Finale, the Mad Men Series Finale (SOB) and two quotes from Lost Girl since they moved the night on us!
Despite the smaller numbers, there are some gigglers (the Sheriff on Wayward Pines!) and some heart-warmers inside (we're looking at you Henry Allen on The Flash) so read through and let us know what quotes make your week!
1. I am Sansa Stark of Winterfell. This is my home. And you can't frighten me.
I am Sansa Stark of Winterfell. This is my home. And you can't frighten me.
Sansa
2. I felt you every step across the moor. They felt you too. They'll be here soon. I felt you...
I felt you every step across the moor. They felt you too. They'll be here soon. I felt you walking to my door. Felt you standing there. By the pricking of my thumbs something wicked this way comes.
The Cut-Wife
3. To something. [They clink their wineglasses.]
Rosalee: I swear to God, if I have to cut up another body for a potion...
Monroe: ...or heal the captain one more time?
Rosalee: Let's drink to something.
Monroe: To something. [They clink their wineglasses.]
4. You witches and your talk of communing with nature and you don't know enough not to wear...
You witches and your talk of communing with nature and you don't know enough not to wear heels in the forest.
Clay
5. What's the matter, Lauren? I thought you were all boom-boom-pow over Bo's crazy wheel....
What's the matter, Lauren? I thought you were all boom-boom-pow over Bo's crazy wheel. [Lauren coughing] You totally swallowed a bug, didn't you?
Tamsin
6. You, baby Jesus. Come upstairs with me.
You, baby Jesus. Come upstairs with me.
Felix
7. What does it sound like? Does it sound like a good thing?
Dean: The Darkness.
Sam: What the hell is that?
Dean: What does it sound like? Does it sound like a good thing?
8. Long distance relationships don't work out, Milt. Absence, it makes the heart grow fonder. Of...
Long distance relationships don't work out, Milt. Absence, it makes the heart grow fonder. Of someone else.
Russ
9. It was the name of the street I grew up on, Password Drive.
Principal Skinner: You're not supposed to be able to get outside our network.
Nelson: You shouldn't have made your password, "password".
Principal Skinner: It was the name of the street I grew up on, Password Drive.
10. I just had to plug him in. It was a nice reversal from when I had to pull the plug on my dad...
I just had to plug him in. It was a nice reversal from when I had to pull the plug on my dad in the hospital.
Andy
11. I don't know, let me look in my Magic 8-Ball and find out. Oh wait a minute, I don't have a...
Ethan: Where's Pope?
Arlene: I don't know, let me look in my Magic 8-Ball and find out. Oh wait a minute, I don't have a Magic 8-Ball. Why don't you have a seat?
12. Major? Blonde pretty boy, looks like he fell out of a Nicholas Sparks movie?
Major? Blonde pretty boy, looks like he fell out of a Nicholas Sparks movie?
Julien
13. What were you saying? I love you.
Stan: Yeah, well I don't know what it is, but when I'm standin' in front of you, I bring out something terrible. [laughs] And I think about how you came into my life and how you drove me crazy and now I don't even know what to do with myself because all I want to do is be with you. ~ Peggy: What? What'd you just say? ~ Stan: I. Want. To. Be. With. You. I'm in love with you. ~ Peggy: What? ~ Stan: I love you, Peggy. ~ Peggy: OMG. That's what I thought you said. Oh. I feel like I can't breathe almost. I don't even think about you. I mean, I do, all the time. Because you're there. [touches her heart] and you're here. And you make everything OK. You always do. No matter what. I mean I must be. Because you're always right. [crying] I can't believe this. I think I'm in love with you, too. I really do. Stan? Are you there? Stan? [Stan runs to her office] ~ Stan: What were you saying? ~ Peggy: I love you.
14. I do. I am in awe of the remarkable that you are becoming. All the things you achieved and...
Barry: I can save mom.
Henry: At what cost? You said time won't change. What if it changes you?
Barry: I don't care.
Henry: I do. I am in awe of the remarkable that you are becoming. All the things you achieved and not just as the Flash, but you, Barry. Your honesty, your heart. You're always a hero, and your mom would be just as proud. And if she had a say in this, if she thought for one second that you going back to save her would mean losing what makes you so special, she would never want that! [Barry sobs] Barry, what I hope for you, maybe the greatest thing that a father can hope for his son is that one day you will become a son yourself and then you will know how much I truly love you.
15. Do you know when a panic room is truly useless? When the house around it is burning down.
Do you know when a panic room is truly useless? When the house around it is burning down.
Theo
16. Yeah, now we're at work talking about it, more awkward.
Jack: I ran because I kissed my boss, it was awkward.
Beth: Yeah, now we're at work talking about it, more awkward.
17. Okay, that is what strippers say right before they become hookers.
Madison: We'll get jobs! You know, figure out a way to make it work.
Carter: Okay, that is what strippers say right before they become hookers.
18. Not to tell you how to do your job, but you're doing that wrong. [pointing at pillows] I mean...
Not to tell you how to do your job, but you're doing that wrong. [pointing at pillows] I mean at least for him; I'm sure that there are many people that enjoy the pillow under the neck thing, but he has to have his head slightly tilted or else his sinuses clog and then it's, you know, well, lets just say, it gets ugly. Oh and the blanket [goes over to blankets] cannot touch his skin, sheet only. That's a huge, huge bugaboo for him.
Laura
19. Oh my gosh, she doesn't even do that on airplanes!
Holt: Are you with me?
Terry: Oh hell yeah!
Gina: I'm turning my phone on to airplane mode.
Terry: Oh my gosh, she doesn't even do that on airplanes!
20. I must have misplaced them, perhaps in the same dark cabinet where you keep your morals.
Sebastian: I heard you were a true physician, but you're as rude as a barber, surgeon. Are you a menace?
Dr. Wainwright: I must have misplaced them, perhaps in the same dark cabinet where you keep your morals.
21. You move your hand any lower you're gonna be breathing out of your forehead.
You move your hand any lower you're gonna be breathing out of your forehead.
Voight
22. Bust out your pom poms, Tam Tam, because it's time to flirt some intel out of a bunch of...
Bust out your pom poms, Tam Tam, because it's time to flirt some intel out of a bunch of horny linebackers.
Bo
