Quotables from Week Ending May 14, 2015

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This week we have finales galore. Dear, sweet (what?) Revenge aired their last show with "Two Graves," as well as The Following, never to be heard from again.

Scandal, Bates Motel, NCIS, The Vampire Diaries (Elena's last words??) and more left the air.

There was also the beginning of Wayward Pines, so don't fret. Just as shows end, others will begin. It's the cycle of life! Well, our lives, anyway.

Read on and let us know what quotes you love.

1. I knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend even if it meant having to...

Quotables from week ending may 14 2015 i knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend e

Damon: You could've just told me what to do.
Elena: I knew what you were going to do.
Damon: You knew that the evil, selfish Damon Salvatore would give up the love of his life to save her best friend.
Elena: I knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend even if it meant having to live without me for a little while.

Damon: You could've just told me what to do. Elena: I knew what you were going to do. Damon: You knew that the evil, selfish Damon...

2. When I was a little girl the delineation between good and evil was as clear as night and day....

Emily thorne picture

When I was a little girl the delineation between good and evil was as clear as night and day. But as life grows complicated that line blurs and we learn to justify our actions when we believe we've crossed it. If we aren't careful, those choices can fill us with darkness leaving us destined to never see light again.

Emily
When I was a little girl the delineation between good and evil was as clear as night and day. But as life grows complicated that line...

3. You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important...

Steve mcgarrett picture

You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.

Steve
You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even...

4. What is that, turn down service? I don't think anybody was turning anybody down in this room.

Days of our lives

What is that, turn down service? I don't think anybody was turning anybody down in this room.

Justin
What is that, turn down service? I don't think anybody was turning anybody down in this room.

5. Aye. But from what I've seen so far, you two are natural outlaws.

Saving jamie outlander

Jenny: So, Ian sent you I expect.
Murtagh: Aye. But from what I've seen so far, you two are natural outlaws.

Jenny: So, Ian sent you I expect. Murtagh: Aye. But from what I've seen so far, you two are natural outlaws.

6. God, you must be one hell of a first date.

Mark is taken down orphan black s3e4

Mark: Stick it in fast, it will hurt less.
Sarah: God, you must be one hell of a first date.

Mark: Stick it in fast, it will hurt less. Sarah: God, you must be one hell of a first date.

7. He cares!!! Sometimes the only way to care is with a futile, pointless gesture.

An escaped convict battle creek

Mitchell: Lighten up. Loosen your sphincter for 20 minutes and go have a beer with the guy. Let him into your life. Maybe get a life.
Russ: It's just a pointless, futile gesture to make him look good.
Mitchell: He cares!!! Sometimes the only way to care is with a futile, pointless gesture.

Mitchell: Lighten up. Loosen your sphincter for 20 minutes and go have a beer with the guy. Let him into your life. Maybe get a life....

8. The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. [kisses both of...

A stroll salem s2e6

Countess Marburg: Oh Salem. We have heard of your terrible plights and now we see with out own eyes the neglect that has been shown you. We took sail as hastily as we could to show solidarity and to bring an abundance of supplies! [applause breaks out]
Mary: Such a display of wealth and opulence. How could we ever repay you?
Countess Marburg: The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. [kisses both of her cheeks]

Countess Marburg: Oh Salem. We have heard of your terrible plights and now we see with out own eyes the neglect that has been shown you....

9. He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

Ned flanders picture

He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

Ned
He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

10. Uh, carbon dating?

Helping a fae lost girl s5e4

Lauren: Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to the Mesopotamian era of Ancient Greece?
Bo: How would I?
Lauren: Uh, carbon dating?

Lauren: Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to the Mesopotamian era of Ancient Greece? Bo: How would I? Lauren: Uh,...

11. And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I...

Betty draper picture

And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness. It's been a gift for me.To know when to move on.

Betty
And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness....

12. We don't have family members.

Is that a smile the good wife

Louis Canning: You know I've never, in all of our years of struggle, I have never gone after any of your family members.
David Lee: We don't have family members.

Louis Canning: You know I've never, in all of our years of struggle, I have never gone after any of your family members. David Lee: We...

13. You will find little joy in your command, but with luck you will the strength to do what...

Dany in thought game of thrones

You will find little joy in your command, but with luck you will the strength to do what needs to be done. Kill the boy Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy, and let the man be born.

Maester Aemon
You will find little joy in your command, but with luck you will the strength to do what needs to be done. Kill the boy Jon Snow. Winter...

14. All the love and companionship you denied me, visit upon her.

Discussing the verbis diablo penny dreadful s2e2

Victor: And this? Creating another sin?
Caliban: Atoning for your first. All the love and companionship you denied me, visit upon her. She is our future, creator; tread carefully.

Victor: And this? Creating another sin? Caliban: Atoning for your first. All the love and companionship you denied me, visit upon her....

15. My father had a particular technique. He had a belt buckle that said 'faith.' He used to beat...

Sticking together bitten

My father had a particular technique. He had a belt buckle that said 'faith.' He used to beat his faith into me every single day.

Aleister
My father had a particular technique. He had a belt buckle that said 'faith.' He used to beat his faith into me every single day.

16. I'm glad that we had this talk of yours. I see where we stand. You've given up on me.

Stark bates motel s3e10

I'm glad that we had this talk of yours. I see where we stand. You've given up on me.

Norman
I'm glad that we had this talk of yours. I see where we stand. You've given up on me.

17. Word of advice sweety, next time you kill somebody, don't leave the body lying around your...

Making a deal the following

Word of advice sweety, next time you kill somebody, don't leave the body lying around your house.

Daisy
Word of advice sweety, next time you kill somebody, don't leave the body lying around your house.

18. Well, my adage holds. Nothing good ever happens in a clearing in the woods.

A father prepares the originals

Well, my adage holds. Nothing good ever happens in a clearing in the woods.

Freya
Well, my adage holds. Nothing good ever happens in a clearing in the woods.

19. Why do you think your mother is an only child?

Look who has arrived jane the virgin s1e22

Jane: You didn't get an epidural.
Alba: Why do you think your mother is an only child?

Jane: You didn't get an epidural. Alba: Why do you think your mother is an only child?

20. Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.

Rick castle photo

Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.

Rick Castle
Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.

21. But I did say I told you so. Repeatedly.

Barry allen is the flash arrow

Barry: Thanks for not saying I told you so.
Joe: But I did say I told you so. Repeatedly.

Barry: Thanks for not saying I told you so. Joe: But I did say I told you so. Repeatedly.

22. How many more, probie? How many times we gotta do this dance? Agents can't keep dying on your...

Gibbs in the field ncis

How many more, probie? How many times we gotta do this dance? Agents can't keep dying on your watch.

Franks
How many more, probie? How many times we gotta do this dance? Agents can't keep dying on your watch.

23. As much as it pains me, everybody gets a free drink at Molly's tonight.

A squad divided chicago fire

As much as it pains me, everybody gets a free drink at Molly's tonight.

Herrmann
As much as it pains me, everybody gets a free drink at Molly's tonight.

24. Team centered around people with powers? How many on the list?

Which side will skye choose agents of shield

Coulson: Are you ready to refocus your energies?
Skye: Team centered around people with powers? How many on the list?
Coulson: Right now, just you. Take it slow.

Coulson: Are you ready to refocus your energies? Skye: Team centered around people with powers? How many on the list? Coulson: Right now,...

25. Thank you, Felicity, you just outed my secret identity to a super villain.

Quotables from week ending may 14 2015 thank you felicity you just outed my secret identity to a super

Felicity: Barry!
The Flash: Thank you, Felicity, you just outed my secret identity to a super villain. No offense.
Malcolm: None taken.

Felicity: Barry! The Flash: Thank you, Felicity, you just outed my secret identity to a super villain. No offense. Malcolm: None taken.

26. Kick's over.

Death of a filmmaker the mysteries of laura

Jake: It's strange seeing you eat that.
Laura: Yeah, decided to start a health kick.
Jake: Hal's got doughnuts.
Laura: Kick's over.

Jake: It's strange seeing you eat that. Laura: Yeah, decided to start a health kick. Jake: Hal's got doughnuts. Laura: Kick's over.

27. "That" has a name!

Avery nashville photo

Avery: Juliette, you just got home. You don't have two minutes to hold your baby?
Juliette: I don't have time for that today. I don't.
Avery: "That" has a name!

Avery: Juliette, you just got home. You don't have two minutes to hold your baby? Juliette: I don't have time for that today. I don't....

28. Is this a heroin den

Questionable recovery elementary

Sherlock: Is this a heroin den?
Oscar: I suppose those are bad for people in recovery? Sucks to be you.

Sherlock: Is this a heroin den? Oscar: I suppose those are bad for people in recovery? Sucks to be you.

29. This coffee is insane, did you hit it with a flamethrower?

A mass shooting chicago pd

This coffee is insane, did you hit it with a flamethrower?

Lindsay
This coffee is insane, did you hit it with a flamethrower?

30. It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

Once upon a time finale photo

It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

The Author
It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

31. I don't tell my name to strangers. I tell strangers that my daddy works for FBI.

Heading to the middle east bones

I don't tell my name to strangers. I tell strangers that my daddy works for FBI.

Christine
I don't tell my name to strangers. I tell strangers that my daddy works for FBI.

32. Come on. You won't miss being able to reach your toaster from your toilet?

Arizona and callie greys anatomy s11e24

Come on. You won't miss being able to reach your toaster from your toilet?

Amelia
Come on. You won't miss being able to reach your toaster from your toilet?

33. Oh, we don't have anything of yours, but I can certainly put on my Nancy Drew detective hat...

Nice to meet you wayward pines

Ethan: Where's my phone and the rest of my things?
Nurse Pam: Oh, we don't have anything of yours, but I can certainly put on my Nancy Drew detective hat and check into that for you.

Ethan: Where's my phone and the rest of my things? Nurse Pam: Oh, we don't have anything of yours, but I can certainly put on my Nancy...

34. Because as it turns out there is one thing worse than being hated by Catherine de Medici....

Mary risks it all reign

Mary: Why turn on your co-conspirator now? Catherine is your lover, your key to the power at court.
Narcisse: Because as it turns out there is one thing worse than being hated by Catherine de Medici. That is being loved by her.

Mary: Why turn on your co-conspirator now? Catherine is your lover, your key to the power at court. Narcisse: Because as it turns out...

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Jacob, you screw up in a lot of the missions, and you go unnoticed. And no one ever points the finger at you, and I’m pointing the finger at you right now. So, I’m calling a spade a spade, I don’t trust you. And my gut is telling me that you’re the shithole Mole.

Joi

The Darkling: I read your letters. All these years, you never truly appreciated who she is. But it's all right because I do.
Mal: Oh, you have no chance, shadow man, because I'm the one she chose.
The Darkling: You are a child, and she is Grisha. Take away my shadows, and I still have something that you don't. Patience. Alina may well take years to forgive me, but I can wait. Meanwhile, you will grow old, your hair will gray, and she will remain ageless, like me. And one day, maybe a year from now, maybe fifty. She'll realize that she has only one equal. That there are no others like us and that there never will be. I'm not going to kill you, Mal. I don't need to. Time will do it for me.