The Big Bang Theory: 18 Favorite Quotes from Sheldon Cooper
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13. Blue Icees and a trip to the container store? It's like I died and went to the postmortem...
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Blue Icees and a trip to the container store? It's like I died and went to the postmortem neuron induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.
Sheldon
14. Oh, please. If I wanted to take up a fad, I'd get a tramp stamp.
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Amy: Maybe you could make your new field of study the calculation
of nuclear matrix elements.
Sheldon: Oh, please. If I wanted to take up a fad, I'd get a tramp stamp.
15. How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?
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How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?
Sheldon
16. Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper...
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Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.
Sheldon
17. I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard went and gave him a heart.
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I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard went and gave him a heart.
Sheldon
18. Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.
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Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.
Sheldon