Last night's episode, "Betty Suarez Land," might have had a lot of serious moments with Betty and Gio have a deep conversation and Daniel trying to decide if he should keep fighting for custody of his nephew, but there was definitely shortage of funny quotes.  We went through and captured as many funny Ugly Betty quotes from last night and here's a small sampling:

Gio: ...and If you didn't live in Betty Suarez land
Betty: Okay, I do not live in Betty Suarez Land.
Gio: Oh yes you do. 25 Teddy Bear Lane, Betty Suarez Land, USA | permalink

Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you
Betty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch? | permalink

Gio: What he really needs is a place to be alone with his thoughts... and maybe get a good look up a few skirts | permalink

Marc: I'm completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don't you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone. | permalink

Betty: Private? Yesterday you have me check a mole on your lower back and today there's boundaries? Yay for that! | permalink

We have plenty more quotes from the episode so be sure and browse all our "Betty Suarez Land" quotes and please rate them as you browse!

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