The Office Quotes and 30 Rock Quotes

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Thursday, from 9-10 p.m. on NBC, may be the funniest hour of TV out there. With The Office and 30 Rock back-to-back, the Peacock sure cranks out the laughs.

These shows produce so many great lines, TV Fanatic decided to compile the funniest quotes - organized by character and by episode (every episode) - for you!

Search by your favorite character and/or episode, and be sure to check back each week, because we update these pages with new quotes as soon as possible:

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The Office Quotes

Michael: Did I ever tell you about the day that Steve Martin died?
Pam: Steve Martin's not dead, Michael.
Michael: I know. But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life. I was wrong. It's this.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael
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