Two and a Half Men Recap: "I Think You Offended Don"

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Last night on Two and a Half Men, Alan figures out he may be getting the daughter he's always wanted.  When Judith and Herb were having problems, Alan and Judith have a fling (unprotected apparenlty) and through a calendar, Alan figures out there's a very good shot the girl is his.

Alan and Herb

Meanwhile, Charlie and Jake have some good bonding moments as Charlie pries into Jake's life to figure out why he's so upset.  Find out why in our "I Think You Offended Don" recap.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.