Two and a Half Men

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Complications - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7
"Sex With An Animated Ed Asner"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7, Alan and Walden become friends with moms from a kid's gym until Walden becomes attracted to one of them.

Rule Breaker - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6
"Alan Shot a Little Girl"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6, when Alan believes Louis thinks he's cool he starts breaking Walden's rules.

Playing Dad - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5
"Oontz. Oontz. Oontz."
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Walden fosters a six-year old boy on Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5. But can he really handle the responsibility involved?

The Mom-To-Be - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4
"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4, a mother-to-be meets Alan and Walden in her search for suitable parents for her child. Did they choose this couple?

A Happy Couple - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3
"Glamping In a Yurt"
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On Two and Half Men Season 12 Episode 3, Alan and Walden attemtp to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child.

The Prenuptial Agreement - Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2
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"A Chic Bar in Ibiza"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2, Alan becomes offended when Walden ask to get a pre-nuptial agreement. Also, Michael Bolton guest star.

A Health Scare - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 1
"The Ol' Mexican Spinach"
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On the season 12 premiere of Two and a Half Men, Walden has a health scare on Halloween and asks Alan for help changing his life.

For Better or Worse
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 22
"Oh Wald-E, Good Time Ahead"
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Alan deals with the consequences of coming clean to Larry on the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Road Trip
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21
"Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"
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Gretchen expects Alan to come clean with Larry while Walden takes a road trip to find his first car on Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Issues
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20
"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"
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Walden has to confront his codependency issues while Alan finds a new way to make money on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Lyndsey: Oh, God. You saw "Cinnamon's Buns?"
Charlie: Not all the way through. Though I'm very familiar with the bakery shop scene in the middle. You know, with the frosting gun?