Two and a Half Men

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"Oh Wald-E, Good Time Ahead"

Alan deals with the consequences of coming clean to Larry on the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

"Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"

Gretchen expects Alan to come clean with Larry while Walden takes a road trip to find his first car on Two and a Half Men.

"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"

Walden has to confront his codependency issues while Alan finds a new way to make money on Two and a Half Men.

"Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick"

Walden is sure Kate is "the one" until he runs into Vivian on Two and a Half Men.

"West Side Story"

The When his ex-girlfriend opens a boutique, Walden is invited to the opening while Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house on Two and a Half Men.

"Welcome Home, Jake"

Walden worries over telling Barry to find his own place while Lyndsey figures out that Alan is dating Gretchen, Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

"How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"

Walden believes his new girlfriend may be cheating on him while Alan begins dating Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

"Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"

Alan worries as he asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.

"Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe"

Lyndsey breaks up with Larry but fails to tell Alan while Walden tries to prove that he's a man's man on Two and a Half Men.

"Bite Me, Supreme Court"

When multi-millionaire proposes to Evelyn, Alan and Walden decide to throw him a bachelor party on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

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