Two and a Half Men

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"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4, a mother-to-be meets Alan and Walden in her search for suitable parents for her child. Did they choose this couple?

"Glamping In a Yurt"

On Two and Half Men Season 12 Episode 3, Alan and Walden attemtp to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child.

"A Chic Bar in Ibiza"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2, Alan becomes offended when Walden ask to get a pre-nuptial agreement. Also, Michael Bolton guest star.

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach"

On the season 12 premiere of Two and a Half Men, Walden has a health scare on Halloween and asks Alan for help changing his life.

"Oh Wald-E, Good Time Ahead"

Alan deals with the consequences of coming clean to Larry on the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

"Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"

Gretchen expects Alan to come clean with Larry while Walden takes a road trip to find his first car on Two and a Half Men.

"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"

Walden has to confront his codependency issues while Alan finds a new way to make money on Two and a Half Men.

"Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick"

Walden is sure Kate is "the one" until he runs into Vivian on Two and a Half Men.

"West Side Story"

The When his ex-girlfriend opens a boutique, Walden is invited to the opening while Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house on Two and a Half Men.

"Welcome Home, Jake"

Walden worries over telling Barry to find his own place while Lyndsey figures out that Alan is dating Gretchen, Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.