Two and a Half Men Episode Guide
Season 1 (2003 - 2004)
Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in with him into his Malibu Beach house.
Finale: Can You Feel My Finger?
A woman that Charlie had sex with thinks she's pregnant. After this close call, Charlie goes in to get a vasectomy.
Season 2 (2004 - 2005)
Premeire: Back Off Mary Poppins
When Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's club that includes celebrities such as Henry Dean Stanton, Sean Penn and Elvis Costello, Alan wants in.
Finale: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie sleeps with a woman (Karen Trella) who turns out to be married to an old man, Norman (Orson Bean), that seems very much like an older Charlie. Meanwhile, Jake has to read a paper to his class.
Season 3 (2005 - 2006)
Premeire: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
After falling off the roof, an injured Alan needs Charlie to help take care of Jake. Charlie is fine with it until it interferes with his social agenda.
Finale: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia try to make their wedding arrangements, but when things fall apart they settle on a small wedding in Vegas.
Season 4 (2006 - 2007)
Premeire: Working for Caligula
With Alan out of the house, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle until Alan returns, having been divorced from Kandi already.
Finale: Prostitutes and Gelato
Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Charlie and Alan over a trip to Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother's dating.
Season 5 (2007 - 2008)
Premeire: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake gets ready to start junior high school as Alan and Charlie take him shopping. The two brothers manage to get themselves in trouble.
Finale: Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets the fiance of Angie's son, he realizes it's not the first time; Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.
Season 6 (2008 - 2009)
Premeire: A Mooch at the Boo
Charlie fears for his life when Jake begins dating his neighbor's daughter and Alan gets a date at the Mercedes dealership.
Finale: Thank God For Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake compete over a waitress; Alan and his receptionist, Melissa, try to fight their attraction towards each other.
Season 7 (2009 - 2010)
After Charlie bumps into Mia at the cafe; he agrees to help her record an album with Chelsea's blessing. Alan, meanwhile, wants Melissa to move in.
Finale: This Is Not Gonna End Well
When Charlie loses his license, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans on attending Chelsea's birthday party.
Season 8 (2010 - 2011)
Premeire: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.
Finale: That Darn Priest
Rose learns the truth behind Alan's Ponzi scheme, while he finally "meets" Manny.
Season 9 (2011 - 2012)
Premeire: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Perhaps you've heard the news: Charlie Sheen is out and Ashton Kutcher is in. We meet the latter's character on this season premiere.
Finale: Oh Look! Al Qaeda?
It's the season finale of Two and a Half Men, as Alan and Lindsey get into a major argument.
Season 10 (2012 - 2013)
Premeire: I Changed My Mind About The Milk
Michael Bolton guest stars on the Season 10 premiere of Two and a Half Men, while we get a glimpse at Jake in the Army.
Finale: My Bodacious Vidalia
Walden helps Alan get back into the dating game with an image make over on Two and a Half Men.