Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men
"Boompa Loved His Hookers"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey wants him to move in with her and Walden worries about his adoption prospects if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin.

Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men
"A Beer Battered Rip Off"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12, when Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lindsay, Walden is concerned how it will affect the adoption.

"Too Whom the Booty Calls"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11, Walden finds a good escape from Alan by joining a special group specifically for adoptive fathers.

"Here I Come, Pants!"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10, Alan does everything in his power to help Walden keep Louis when the social worker figures out they are not a gay couple.

"Bouncey, Bouncey, Bouncy, Lyndsey"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9, Walden has trouble being intimate with women with his foster son in the house while Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

"Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8, Alex and Walden decide it's up to them to try and convince Louis that Santa Claus really does exist.

"Sex With An Animated Ed Asner"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7, Alan and Walden become friends with moms from a kid's gym until Walden becomes attracted to one of them.

"Alan Shot a Little Girl"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6, when Alan believes Louis thinks he's cool he starts breaking Walden's rules.

"Oontz. Oontz. Oontz."

Walden fosters a six-year old boy on Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5. But can he really handle the responsibility involved?

"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4, a mother-to-be meets Alan and Walden in her search for suitable parents for her child. Did they choose this couple?

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Walden: I am tired of dating crazy, cheating, greedy, gold-digging bitches.
Alan: Sigh, without them, I would not have gotten laid.
Walden: And there will be no reality TV stars.