"Of Course He's Dead"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15, on the series finale the life and presumed death of Charlie Harper is reviewed.

"Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 14, Walden and Alan finalize their divorce but when Alan wants a selfish parting gift, his relationship with Lyndsey ends up in jeopardy.

"Boompa Loved His Hookers"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey wants him to move in with her and Walden worries about his adoption prospects if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin.

"A Beer Battered Rip Off"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12, when Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lindsay, Walden is concerned how it will affect the adoption.

"Too Whom the Booty Calls"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11, Walden finds a good escape from Alan by joining a special group specifically for adoptive fathers.

"Here I Come, Pants!"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10, Alan does everything in his power to help Walden keep Louis when the social worker figures out they are not a gay couple.

"Bouncey, Bouncey, Bouncy, Lyndsey"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9, Walden has trouble being intimate with women with his foster son in the house while Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

"Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8, Alex and Walden decide it's up to them to try and convince Louis that Santa Claus really does exist.

"Sex With An Animated Ed Asner"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7, Alan and Walden become friends with moms from a kid's gym until Walden becomes attracted to one of them.

"Alan Shot a Little Girl"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6, when Alan believes Louis thinks he's cool he starts breaking Walden's rules.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie