Two and a Half Men

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Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men
"Here I Come, Pants!"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10, Alan does everything in his power to help Walden keep Louis when the social worker figures out they are not a gay couple.

Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men
"Bouncey, Bouncey, Bouncy, Lyndsey"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9, Walden has trouble being intimate with women with his foster son in the house while Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

"Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8, Alex and Walden decide it's up to them to try and convince Louis that Santa Claus really does exist.

"Sex With An Animated Ed Asner"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7, Alan and Walden become friends with moms from a kid's gym until Walden becomes attracted to one of them.

"Alan Shot a Little Girl"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6, when Alan believes Louis thinks he's cool he starts breaking Walden's rules.

"Oontz. Oontz. Oontz."

Walden fosters a six-year old boy on Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5. But can he really handle the responsibility involved?

"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4, a mother-to-be meets Alan and Walden in her search for suitable parents for her child. Did they choose this couple?

"Glamping In a Yurt"

On Two and Half Men Season 12 Episode 3, Alan and Walden attemtp to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child.

"A Chic Bar in Ibiza"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2, Alan becomes offended when Walden ask to get a pre-nuptial agreement. Also, Michael Bolton guest star.

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach"

On the season 12 premiere of Two and a Half Men, Walden has a health scare on Halloween and asks Alan for help changing his life.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.