Summary
Two and a Half Men is the story of the ultimate wealthy bachelor, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen), who is forced to take in his newly seperate brother, Alan (Jon Cryer) and his ten year old son Jake (Angus T. Jones)
Other main characters in the show include their sarcastic, unattractive maid, Berta (Conchata Ferrell), Alan's first ex-wife, Judith (Marin Hinkle), and the boys' bitchy mother, Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor).
News
Two and a Half Men Season Finale Recap: "Baseball with Better Steroids"
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Two and a Half Men Recap: "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
Read our recap of last night's Two and a Half Men, "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth."
Two and a Half Men Spoilers: Mia's Return
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Episode Guides
Baseball with Better Steroids
(5/18/2009)
Alan runs into Charlie's ex, Mia, at a coffee shop; Judith goes into labor.
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
(5/11/2009)
Charlie is jealous when Alan begins to bond with Chelsea, until he realizes how he can take advantage of the situation.
Rating: 8.8 / 10
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Quotes
Chelsea: So you could see yourself having kids one day?Charlie: I don't see why not. It turns out I like babies and, as you know, I'm a long time fan of intercourse

May 15th, 2009 9:34 PM
Who sings the song in the beginning? charlie and the two guys? Let me know.email me.....