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Two and a Half Men Details

Two and a Half Men is the story of the ultimate wealthy bachelor, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen), who is forced to take in his newly seperate brother, Alan (Jon Cryer) and his ten year old son Jake (Angus T. Jones)

Other main characters in the show include their sarcastic, unattractive maid, Berta (Conchata Ferrell), Alan's first ex-wife, Judith (Marin Hinkle), and the boys' bitchy mother, Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor).

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.