On last night's Two and a Half Men, Melissa threw Alan a surprise birthday party that includes his whole family.  However, when it came time to toast him, his family showed their true colors and used it as a chance to make a joke.

An insulted Alan ends up moving in with Melissa and her mother.  You can find out how that went for him in our "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie" recap.

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