On last night's Gary Unmarried, poor Gary ended up feeling like his ex-wife Allison when his immature half brother Mitch (Rob Riggle) came in to visit him from the military.
When forced to take the disciplinarian role, how did Gary handle Mitch when he stole the kids and went to Vegas? Find out in our "Gary and His Half Brother" recap.
Now for some of our favorite Gary Unmarried quotes from the episode:
Jack: Why can't I remember anything?
Gary: Lots of reasons dad. Ounces and ounces of reasons | permalink
Gary [to Tom about his report]: I don't want you fooling with the margins this time around, your last report looked like a grocery list