Entourage Recap: "Berried Alive"

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Last night's episode of Entourage was definitely one of our favorites of this somewhat disappointing season.  The episode featured Ari and Lloyd at battle to decide who gets to keep Drama as a client.

Lloyd the Agent

Really, is there even a winner in that war?  As if that premise couldn't be better, the episode also featured E attempting to break up with Ashley (yay!) and Turtle dealing with the temptation of another woman.

Find out exactly what happened in our "Berried Alive" recap and then enjoy some of the funniest Entourage quotes from the episode, including an epic one from Ari.

Lloyd: I'm sorry you feel that way, Ari
Ari: You're sorry, Lloyd? You have no idea how sorry you'll be. I'm going to destroy you. I am going to erode every fiber of your spirit. You know longer exist. You are dead to me and the whole town will know. Anyone meeting with you, speaking to you, or even nodding to you on the street will be dead as well. So die, Lloyd. Die, die, die! And when you're gagging on Davies' balls, I want you to bite down so he dies too!
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Lloyd: ...but you'd have to test with the network
Drama: How many other people are testing?
Lloyd: They have no one else right now
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Lloyd [to Drama]: I've seen everything from "Viking Quest" to the "New New Love Boat." You were a tremendous yougn Merrill Stubing. | permalink

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Entourage Quotes

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her

Drama

Lloyd: What's wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I'm fucked. Which means we're all fucked. And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked, not fucked in the way normal people like to get fucked

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul-of-a-man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes
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