Last night's episode of Entourage was definitely one of our favorites of this somewhat disappointing season. The episode featured Ari and Lloyd at battle to decide who gets to keep Drama as a client.
Really, is there even a winner in that war? As if that premise couldn't be better, the episode also featured E attempting to break up with Ashley (yay!) and Turtle dealing with the temptation of another woman.
Lloyd: I'm sorry you feel that way, Ari
Ari: You're sorry, Lloyd? You have no idea how sorry you'll be. I'm going to destroy you. I am going to erode every fiber of your spirit. You know longer exist. You are dead to me and the whole town will know. Anyone meeting with you, speaking to you, or even nodding to you on the street will be dead as well. So die, Lloyd. Die, die, die! And when you're gagging on Davies' balls, I want you to bite down so he dies too!
Lloyd: ...but you'd have to test with the network
Drama: How many other people are testing?
Lloyd: They have no one else right now
Drama: I like those odds | permalink
Lloyd [to Drama]: I've seen everything from "Viking Quest" to the "New New Love Boat." You were a tremendous yougn Merrill Stubing. | permalink