Entourage

Last night Entourage ended its sixth season in typical fashion with the boy(s) boarding the plane to go film Vince's next movie.  This time around, however, Vince might not be getting his whole gang.

That's because his boys were busy: Drama reconsiders his acting sebatacle and nails the Melrose Place audtion, E takes Sloan out to lunch to win her back, and Turtle hopped on a plane to win back Jamie-Lynn.

Meanwhile, after a few hiccups Ari managed to buy MGA and did a little cleaning up around the offices he just acquired.

So who got to keep their jobs and who joined Vince in Italy?  Find out in our "Give a Little Bit" recap.

Noe for some of the best Enroutage quotes from the season six finale:

Ari: I always dreamed about ruling the world, but now that I'm getting older I would settle for ruling Hollywood | permalink

Ari: If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd, that little queen, who I welcomed into my home and allowed to play with my children and care for my dogs and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and let the entire SAG anally rape him if not for the fact he would enjoy it | permalink

Turtle: Any idea how quick I can get to Rome?
Flight Attendant: You just flew in from LA
Turtle: Oh yeah, I'm trying to break Guiness record for most miles in 24 hours, what's it to you? | permalink

On Sunday's night sixth season finale of Entourage, there's an Ari/Lloyd showdown.

There's also drama between Turtle and Jaime; and resolution to the ongoing E/Sloan drama.

But the episode is stolen by Matt Damon, who appears as himself and gets pissed at Vince's lack of committment to a charity he sponsors. It's great stuff. Watch Damon's cameo below:

Matt Damon on Entourage

On last night's Entourage, Terrance and his wife, Melinda Clarke, made their return to the show in a big way.  Terrance came to Ari with the intention of selling his agency, TMA, over to Miller Gold for $100 million.

Meanwhile, E had a little STD scare, Drama nearly had a heart attack at his Melrose Place audition, and Turtle and Jamie-Lynn said goodbye.  Find out the complete details in our "Scared Straight" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.

Drama: E, I've had most of this town, so it was bound to happen that our trees would dabble in the same forest at some point. | permalink

Terrance: I have some business I'd like to discuss with you
Ari: A your age, shouldn't you have more important concerns? Like finding an assisted living facility... | permalink

Ari: Lloyd, if you're hiding somewhere, go deeper because I will find you soon enough | permalink

Last night's episode of Entourage was definitely one of our favorites of this somewhat disappointing season.  The episode featured Ari and Lloyd at battle to decide who gets to keep Drama as a client.

Really, is there even a winner in that war?  As if that premise couldn't be better, the episode also featured E attempting to break up with Ashley (yay!) and Turtle dealing with the temptation of another woman.

Find out exactly what happened in our "Berried Alive" recap and then enjoy some of the funniest Entourage quotes from the episode, including an epic one from Ari.

Lloyd: I'm sorry you feel that way, Ari
Ari: You're sorry, Lloyd? You have no idea how sorry you'll be. I'm going to destroy you. I am going to erode every fiber of your spirit. You know longer exist. You are dead to me and the whole town will know. Anyone meeting with you, speaking to you, or even nodding to you on the street will be dead as well. So die, Lloyd. Die, die, die! And when you're gagging on Davies' balls, I want you to bite down so he dies too!
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Lloyd: ...but you'd have to test with the network
Drama: How many other people are testing?
Lloyd: They have no one else right now
Drama: I like those odds | permalink

Lloyd [to Drama]: I've seen everything from "Viking Quest" to the "New New Love Boat." You were a tremendous yougn Merrill Stubing. | permalink

Although last night's episode of Entourage may have been named after Vince's lame security storyline, the episode definitely belonged to Ari, Lloyd and Zac Efron.

When Lloyd got a job offer from Ari's old rival, Adam Davies, how do you think the hot-headed Ari reacted?  Well you can read our "Security Briefs" recap and find out!

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.

Turtle [on the phone]: Do I look weird today?
Drama: Like I memorize how you look morning | permalink

Craig: Hi mister Gold! I'm Craig. HR sent me down here to fill in for Lloyd.
Ari: Great.
Craig: Yeah, I really look forward to helping you out. Uh.. Do you know when he'll be back?
Ari: You want the truth?
Craig: Sure.
Ari: He won't. I killed him. I shot him and I buried him beneath my desk. Any more questions?
Craig: No.
Ari: Good. Now get out of here before I kill you too. | permalink

Ari: Get [Adam Davies] on the phone and Zac too.
Lloyd: Zac who?
Ari: Zac who you don't get to know his name because you are a peasant. [Shows Zac Efron's phone number]
Lloyd: Oh good god. Abs alert!
Ari: Don't whack off to the sound of his voice. Chop chop! | permalink

Last night's episode of Entourage returned to the breakdown of Andrew and Marlo's marriage, as Andrew is now forced to sleep on the couch in Ari's office. 

However, when Barbara discovers the experiment from the Valley running around the office in his pajamas, she threatens to fire him if he doesn't sign Aaron Sorkin that day.

Meanwhile, Vince meets with the security guy suggested by Ari, while Eric continues to juggle the two women in his life: Sloan and Ashley.  Find out how he did in our "The Sorkin Notes" recap.

Now for some of the best Entourage quotes from the episode.

Drama: Slaon is all powerful... she stops him from getting p***y and won't give him any | permalink

Drama: Is this guy Masad or what?
Turtle: Aren't all Israelis? | permalink

Marlo: Get back together? I'd f**k Hammas before I'd f**k you again! | permalink

It looks like actual storylines are coming to Entourage.

While the show has been slogging through its sixth season, giving its characters very few interesting situations beyond just hanging out together, a pair of big developments are on the way.

Courtesy of Korbi Ghosh at Zap2It, viewers can expect to see the following events take place before this season concludes:

• Jamie-Lynn will agree to a job that takes her far away from Turtle;
• One of the boys will propose. Is there any doubt this will be Eric, getting down on one knee for Sloan?

On last night's Entourage, some crazed fan broke into Vince's pad and stole all his underwear.  So how did our favorite actor respond to this threat?

Like everything else in his life, he called Ari for some advice!  Meanwhile, Drama was busy trying to clean up his mistake from last week while E began his first day at his new office.

Find out what happened in our "No More Drama" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.  Thanks Bob Saget for keeping this episode entertaining!

Scotty: Every time you turn around, any time, any place, you will be look at this
Bob Saget: That's just what I want to look at when I'm sniffing a line of blow off her ass. Your f**king face. | permalink

Eric: How are you Bob?
Bob Saget [about girlfriend]: I'm almost as good as she looks but not nearly as good as she tastes
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so sweet Bob | permalink

Murray Berenson: Maybe tomorrow you could go get Christian Bale?
And we could let him execute a cinematographer if he wants | permalink

While Entourage has fallen flat in many ways this season (e.g. anything involving E and his love life), it's remained entertaining at times (e.g. almost any interaction between Ari and Lloyd).

With that in mind, we're happy to hear from Rex Lee, the actor that portrays Lloyd. He wouldn't divulge any major Entourage spoilers in an interview with E! News, but he did tease the arc for his character:

"It's not going where people think it's going," he said. "People think I'm either going to get a promotion or not and aren't really paying attention to all the other options that there are."

Such as Lloyd the actor, perhaps? Lee would only add:

"When people see what happens, they're gonna be a little surprised."

On last night's Entourage, E finally got caught by Ashley in his little white lie about seeing and speaking to Sloan.  So was our favorite little manager able to talk his way out of it?

Meanwhile, poor Turtle has to sit through way too many takes of Drama kissing his girlfriend, Jamie Lynn Sigler, on screen for his show, Five Towns.  So why was it Drama that went crazy during the episode?

Find out in our Entourage recap of "Murphy's Lie" and then check out some of our favorite Entourage quotes by Ari Gold and the rest of the group.

Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work! | permalink

Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his c**k? | permalink

Ari [to Lizzie]: You so much as eye f**k another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban. | permalink