Turtle: Wow, I'm getting a little emotional.
Drama: Yeah, me too. We better find someone to f*ck in Paris.
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Drama: Hey, remember these words, E: "From behind, you don't even look preggers."
Turtle: Oh, and tell Sloan, if it's a boy? Baby Sal. Great name.
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Ari: Vince! Hold the plane.
Drama: Who's the broad?
Turtle: That's his wife, you jerk off.
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Lloyd: I'm family too, aren't I?
Ari: You'll always be the gay son I never wanted, yes Lloyd.
Lloyd: But what will happen to me without you?
Ari: You will shine, Lloyd.
Lloyd: How? You are my inspiration, Ari. I'm still learning to be more like you.
Ari: No, you're not like me and you don't want to be. You're fair and honest and you don't like women.
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The guy's been with five women his whole life. Not because he can't get 'em - he's loyal. He's emotional and reactive, a little Jack Russell terrier. And listen to me, Sloan. He will kill for you and this baby. He's moving to New York even if you're not together. He loves you, Sloan. Always has and nothing else matters. E's your family now, and whatever your father thinks of him he's going to have to get over it. Unless...you're sure you are.Vince
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Vince: We basically lived together our whole lives.
Billy: Hey maybe you'll all live together with the kid. It'll be like 'Three Men and a Little Lady.'
Vince: Yeah, and if E has a boy it'll be like three men and two little men.
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Turtle: Wow, Drama, you swore on your career?
Drama: I had my balls crossed.
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Turtle: Look, this is going to be a very exclusive affair, but it's important to Vince that you attend.
Drama: It's important to all of us.
Sloan: And why am I such an important guest?
Turtle: Because you're carrying our baby.
Sloan: Your baby?
Drama: Well that's the way we are, Sloan, you know that. Even if you lose E you're never going to lose us.
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I don't want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!Ari
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Vince: Now let's see you top that news.
Turtle, Billy and Drama: Sloan's pregnant.
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Vince: I think I'm getting married.
Billy: Come on, Vince.
Vince: I'm serious, I'm actually in love with this woman.
Drama: What was the sex that good?
Vince: Yes, but that's not it.
Turtle: It's either that or you're back on drugs.
Vince: I'm clearer than I've ever been.
Drama: Well did you drug her?
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Johnny Galecki: Eric, would you like to take this around the corner?
Eric: I'll bang your smug face out right here.
Galecki: Respected actors don't get into public brawls.
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