Season 6, Episode 12: "Give a Little Bit"
Drama [to Vince about Matt Damon]: Sorry, he Jason Bourned me• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Drama [about Sloan]: Take care of that girl, you lucky bastard. If you don't, Johnny Drama will
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Turtle: Any idea how quick I can get to Rome?
Flight Attendant: You just flew in from LA
Turtle: Oh yeah, I'm trying to break Guiness record for most miles in 24 hours, what's it to you?
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Terrance: Oh, Andrew, I didn't know you were still in the business
Andrew: Die
Terrance: Not for you, not for any TV agents
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Ari: If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd, that little queen, who I welcomed into my home and allowed to play with my children and care for my dogs and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and let the entire SAG anally rape him if not for the fact he would enjoy it
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Ari: I always dreamed about ruling the world, but now that I'm getting older I would settle for ruling Hollywood
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Season 6, Episode 11: "Scared Straight"
Terrence: If you change your mind, you know where I am.Ari: Clubbing baby seals somewhere?
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Jake: Hi Mr. Gold. I'm Jake Steinberg, HR sent me up to replace your last assistant.
Ari: I don't care. Get me Eddy Kapowski on the phone.
Jake: Uhm, any relation to Kelly Kapowski? You know, Saved by the Bell?
Ari: You're finished. Go. You're f**king fired.
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Ari: Lloyd, if you're hiding somewhere, go deeper because I will find you soon enough
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Terrance: I have some business I'd like to discuss with you
Ari: A your age, shouldn't you have more important concerns? Like finding an assisted living facility...
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