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Californication Recap: "Land of Rape and Honey"

In typical Californication fashion, this episode tackles sensitive topics like rape and suicide with a tactlessness that makes viewers literally LOL in disbelief!

Ed Westwick guest stars in this episode as a depressed, sexually confused, vampire-loving writing student.

Unfortunately, his newly minted orofessor, Hank Moody, isn't really mentor material. Read on for the complete recap of this week's episode, titled "Land of Rape and Honey."

Westwick on Californiacation

We've listed a few of our favorite Californication quotes from the hour below:

Hank: At least I'm not tucking my dong in class, not with my pants off anyway.
Felicia: Have you taken the sexual harassment seminar yet? | permalink
Charlie: If you and I were trapped on a desert island, it would only be a matter of time before I was putting it in your pooper. | permalink
Charlie: Can I ask you a question, Sue?
Sue: The answer is yes, I would love a face ride. | permalink
Marcie: What are you thinking?
Charlie: Guess I thought it was something you might enjoy. You know, and maybe in the middle, you'd be like, 'God, I really do love this schmuck.'
Marcie: You thought that in the middle of raping me, I'd realize how much I love you? | permalink

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1 Comment

  1. bond james Says:

    SHOWTIME has a big hit, if they keep it real
    like previous shows, mansion parties, sit down dinners with great friends, excessive drug use, then I think it may make reruns on fox...why do the suits stop progress I will never know why..they think audiences dont like drugs, sex and rock and roll,
    they put friends on, the most boring show on tv, no wonder brad left jen.....

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