Round Table: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"

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Welcome to the Gossip Girl Insider Round Table!

With our The Last Days of Disco Stick" include classic quotes, the threesome aftermath, Lady Gaga and bad decisions by the show's blondes ...


1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?

DANdy: Olivia's multi-layered quote about V: "Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities." Regarding a threesome, this is a funny, pun-laden insult. Regarding basketball, it's a compliment.

Gossip Guy: "I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means."

Mister Meester: Blair was such a snot this week, even for her. She rules! Among her best lines: "I don't converse with liars or Lewinskys." "Humphrey, this isn't terrible! "I have an army to build, a school to take over, girls to blackmail."

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2. Are you upset that Olivia's gone?

DANdy: Not really. Her O face never really did it for me.

Gossip Guy: No. Now every time I think of Olivia, nay Hillary Duff, I will conjure up images of Dan kissing Vanessa. Way to ruin a character I kind of liked for Dan.

Mister Meester: A little, but not too much. She's a cutie but the romance ran its course. Now we get to see Dan pine for BFF Vanessa, which is awesome ... right?

3. Lady Gaga's performance: Hit or miss?

DANdy: Miss. I love the Lady as much as the next fan of ridiculous costumes, but all musical performances on TV shows are lame. They just take up time. I can buy her music on iTunes or read about her rumored penis on The Hollywood Gossip.

Mister Meester: Hit. It went on a bit too long, but you have to love the effort that Gaga herself put into working with the writers on making her appearance a major component of the episode, not just your standard music-plugging cameo.

Gossip Guy: Miss. Is that woman a robot? Bring on my lip-syncing Britney Spears and her dance moves next episode.

4. Whose decision making is worse, Serena or Jenny?

Gossip Guy: Serena wins that title for the century. You just had the beautiful man bangs profess his love to you and you go for the married man? Good call, whore.

DANdy: Serena's. This is two weeks in a row she's gone without wearing a cleavage-revealing top! Who is making her wardrobe decisions?!?

Mister Meester: Jenny, though this unstable Upper East Sider learns from the best. She has like a 3.85 GPA at the Serena van der Woodsen School of Bad Decisions.

This is the Queen!

What the heck were you thinking, Jenny?

5. How awesome is Chuck?

Gossip Guy: Did you read my quote of the week? He's Chuck Bass! I think even you know what that means.

Mister Meester: It's a tribute to Ed Westwick's acting that somehow, Chuck as a loyal boyfriend to Blair, legitimate businessman and even brother-figure/protector of Jenny has worked so well this season. Props, Ed!

DANdy: Very. I'm so excited it's coming back to NBC!

BONUS QUESTION: Which couple would you prefer to see, Serenate or Stripp?

Mister Meester: Stripp. You can't beat that couple name. More importantly, Gossip Girl needs to get scandalous lose its moral compass, as we talked about last week. Married Congressman-elect nailing a teenager? That'll do it!

DANdy: Serenate, all the way. Ever since Nate Archi-balled Serena against that hotel bar, it was clear these two were meant for each other.

Gossip Guy: Duh, Serenate. Let's see, two best looking cast members getting together or Serena and some married dude. Home wrecker! Slut! Sorry, I have Tourette's.


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ARGHHHH I can FULLY agree with ALL of Gossip Guy's answers to the Round Table discussion questions for this episode. Chuck's quote - priceless! And UGH yes Serena wins the title for most bad decisions ever made in the whole of Gossip Girl history. Nate literally bared his heart and she just left with TRIPP! A married man. If its Nate vs. Tripp, I'd take Nate any day! >.< If Serenate doesn't happen after this, I swear I'll hunt down the writers.


1. There were many great contenders for Quote of the Week: Nate, Blair, Chuck, even Rufus with "What is Gonorrhea of the throat?", but my choice for winner is the Diplomat's Son "What exactly does an Upper East Side Queen do? You wear designer clothes and boss people around? Sounds like kind of a yawn.". YEAH, Cause it is this season!
2. Who's Olivia?
3. I'm not a fan of Lady Gaga to begin with and this did nothing to win me over. She sucked with her terribly obvious lipsynching! I can't believe TISCH would go for that!
4. I agree with Gossip Guy - Serena made the worser choice! (yes I know that's not a word!) If I had Man Bangs professing his love to me I wouldn't be choosing the not-as-good-looking married congressman over him!
5. Chuck is awesome. His scenes with Jenny are one of my 'loves' about this episode.
BQ. Of course Serenate! See answer #4.
My Bonus Question: Why is Rufus suddenly an absentee parent to Jenny, even when he's in the same room with her? So not the Rufus-the-Parent from seasons 1&2!


To all those people who says Nate deserves better and that Serena is a whore. NATE is the one who slept with a MARRIED cougar and took money for it. That is the definition of whore.
CHUCK has slept with more people than the entire gossip girl cast put together times 5. Leave Serena alone!
And please let Serenate be together.


Oh and TYLUV3 you are soooo right! i want more Chair!!!!!!


Nothing beats Chuck's line! It was totally awesome. And Nate should not hook up with Serena i think he should stay single,Im all for Serena And Tripp. Also, I am extreamly happy Oliva is gone.


unknown,I second you Serenate FTW


Nate definately deserves better, but on this show he's not going to find anyone much better and Nate and Serena are the cutest couple ever, well not including Chair. Jenny is crazy. Who on this planet would refuse Nate? Well Serena, but obviously she's not normal. But I think that over all this was the most interesting episode this season.


Meh. Andrea, I do agree with you that Nate deserves better. Then again, I'm going to contradict myself in the same breath and say that I really would like to see the two of them together and actually make it as a long term couple instead of these flitty flings they get into....


Amazing roundtable!
I love the s/tripp scandal!
i LOVE serenate tho!


chair,serenate,danessa they are all okay, and eric could be with the guy who kissed chuck :D and i hope someone kicks jennys' ass because of her bad attitudes.rufus and lilly are sweet together and bart bass could make a new start with Dorota lol...

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.


Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.