NCIS Promo: "A Man Walks Into a Bar ..."

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NCIS just set a new ratings high last night, a remarkable feat for a show midway through its eighth season. New episodes of TV's #1 drama continue next Tuesday.

A therapist arrives to unlock the demons of stressed-out team members, which will surely lead to some interesting revelations from DiNozzo - and shots at McGee.

One quality McZinger even made the promo below. What will happen when the team undergoes mandatory psych exams and investigates a Naval commander's death?

Check out our NCIS review from last night for a full rundown of events, then take a look at the first promo for "A Man Walks Into a Bar ..." and see what you think:

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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Abby: McGee, I want to celebrate that you can light up a room as fast as you can ping a phone.
McGee: Well thanks!
Abby: Hashtag: living rocks.
Gibbs: Hashtag get to the point.
Abby: Oh my God, Gibbs. You just used the word hashtag in a sentence