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NCIS Promo: "A Man Walks Into a Bar ..."

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NCIS just set a new ratings high last night, a remarkable feat for a show midway through its eighth season. New episodes of TV's #1 drama continue next Tuesday.

A therapist arrives to unlock the demons of stressed-out team members, which will surely lead to some interesting revelations from DiNozzo - and shots at McGee.

One quality McZinger even made the promo below. What will happen when the team undergoes mandatory psych exams and investigates a Naval commander's death?

Check out our NCIS review from last night for a full rundown of events, then take a look at the first promo for "A Man Walks Into a Bar ..." and see what you think:

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I see no one answered this.... The joke, answer and meaning are: Man walks into a bar, ask the bartender for a glass of water. Bartender pulls out a shotgun, fires a blast - just missing the man. Man says thank you, puts a tip on the bar and exits. Why the thank you and the tip? The guy had the hiccups. It’s all about responses. We keep things piled up inside, even the harshest response seems appropriate.

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"There was a man who walked into a shop. He asked the man behind the counter for a glass of water. The man behind the counter pulled out a gun. The man thanked him, and then left." Someone answered the following: The man had the hiccups, which is why he wanted a glass of water. The shopkeeper instead pulled out a gun, and scared the man's hiccups away.

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Tho spoken twice, the punchline of the joke for which the episode 'A man walks into a bar..' is named was inaudible. What was the whole joke?

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I can`t wait for next week

NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.