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Blair : For the last time Chuck, whispering like there's a cane stuck up there is not acting. Having to kiss you and not throw up immediately, on the other hand, is. Now get out, your garlick breath is killing me. Like you probably would have that night you broke glass on top of me.
Blair: Have you come to hit me with broken glass again?
Chuck: I'm sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I'm sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State building. I'm sorry for treating you like property. I'm sorry I didn't tell you I loved you when I knew I did. I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it.
Blair: Thank...wait, what was that last one?
Wow. Hat off to you. Wake-up call to the writers. You speak the truth, brother.
Chuck : I'm sorry you have to pretend you like dan, I'm sorry louis is so boring, I am sorry they dismantled your wardrobe, but most of all I'm sorry you have to lie to me about the father of the baby.
Blair : Who told you?
Chuck : Dorota
Chuck: I 'm sorry that your dress designer is color blind. I 'm sorry that your hair stylist has lost his mind. Most of all I 'm sorry that your eyebrows look like overgrown caterpillars...
Blair: Is that all?
Chuck: Oh.. and I 'm sorry your fiance thinks you are Bleh...
Blair: You mean... you're not going to rip my clothes off?
Chuck: Pretty sure it's your turn to rip mine off, Blair.
Chuck (As Ed Westick): "I really wish the writers would just hook us up and leave us be.
Blair (As Leighton Meester): "Right? This back and forth is giving me whiplash and making Blair look like a slut. That's Blake's job."
Chuck: I'm sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I'm sorry for not waiting longer in the Empire State building.
I'm sorry for treating you my property. I'm sorry I didn't tell you I love you when I knew I did. Most of all, I'm sorry that I give up on us when you never did.
Blair: Thank you. I hope never giving up on people isn't gonna be my downfall.
Chuck: That's why you're going to be an amazing mother. You're always there for the people you love. Being one, I don't deserve it.
Blair: You know that's never gonna change.
Chuck: It's ok if you'll ask to. Starting tonight I'm going to take care of myself.
Blair: Is that all?
Chuck : Face it Blair you lost !
Blair : You do not have the best pout !
Chuck : We both know who does. Ithhs youhr prhince
Blair : hey ! dont mock the accent.
Chuck : hmphh
Blair : his is still better
Chuck : the writers think it is a good storyline to make you plan a wedding for half a season to someone else when in the end you end up with me!
Chuck : Sorry I pimped you , hit you , bullied you , replaced you , humiliated you....
Blair : Thank you !
Chuck : later tonight the ring i almost proposed to you with , got shot for , and held on to for a year will wind up on the street. its supposed to be romantic.
Blair : is that all?
Chuck : we both know its your one and only truth.
Blair : its inevitable. this is anything. Say it.
Chuck : Your yellow hat was hideous. I dont want you anymore , i cant see why anyone would.
Blair : Dont offend my hat , its my signature.
Chuck: I thought I loved you until I saw u in that dress
Chuck: Hey, I almost punched you in the face, but i'm sorry. We're cool bro, right?
Blair: Have you shrunk? I'm sure I was a few inches shorter than you when we ruined that piano.
Chuck: I am a new man, promise.
Chuck: Blair i just came over to tell you "you look horrible."
Chuck: "I've said this once and I'll say again and again. I'm not Chuck Bass without you. Our pull is undeniable! On me your so much more. If two people love each other they'll find there way back. This Blair this is that way Blair, don't you see! I love you too.
Chuck: "Well, say something anything!"
Blair: Turns on stereo to play "With me" by Sum 41 undresses, and sits on the piano.
Chuck: "Are you sure?"
Blair: "Even more than our first night. I love you Chuck Bass, I love so much it consumes me."
Chuck: "I love you too!"
Gossip Girl:Spotted Queen B in a fashion faux, is this the end of her rein???
or is there a secret behind that dress???
Chuck: Blair we both know I'm not very good with words, so I thought I'd express my feelings about our relationship through song. Here it goes... "Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset. And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Sorry, we have no bananas... (sniffles)
Blair:...Did Nate leave Glee on again?
Chuck: Didn't you hear? They have no bananas today! They have no bananas! (Runs off crying)
Chuck: Okay I'm here for your fashion makeover! First off, put your hair down! You're putting it up all the time like a 60 year old woman. And go back to the curls in season 1.
Chuck: And wear better dresses! That fit is horrendous to the eyes. Aren't you supposed to be GOOD at fashion?
Blair: Thank you... Is that all?
Chuck: Yeah... Oh no, wait! I'm also sorry for sleeping with both your worst enemies, Jenny AND Vanessa.
Blair: Umm... right, that.
Chuck: Oh, and for declaring war on you last year. You know, because of another woman?
Blair: I got it...
Cuck: And I'm sorry I humiliated you and made you look like a total fool when I didn't show up at the airport.
Blair: Okay, Chuck! You're forgiven!
Chuck: And for not being there for you when you didn't get into Yale, because I was busy sleeping with and then running after that Nanny, whom I also remember to be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Blair: I SAID IT'S ENOUGH!
Chuck: Oh, and I'm sorry for comparing you to my father's horses. Remember? When I compared you to a horse?
Blair: SHUT UP!!!
Chuck: Blair, I am here on behalf of all the Gossip Girl fans....please do something about your wardrobe and that hair...I know that you are pregnant but that does not give you the right to wear a yellow hat and orange dress in one episode....its too much!