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  1. superbass11
    Rank: Extra

    Diana: Aren't you tired of swimming in Gossip Girl's fishbowl?
    Serena: Fishbowl? Gossip Girl has a fishbowl? Ha, Diana, you're so dumb, I can't fit in a fishbowl!
    Diana: .... I'd expect nothing less.

  2. charissa29

    Diana "Serena, you know this one! A martini is 3 parts gin to 1 of vermouth"

  3. Samantha Morocz

    Diana: C'mon, one more joke.
    Serena: Fine...
    Diana: Why did the blonde but lipstick on her forehead?
    Serena:....why?...
    Diana: Because she was trying to make up her mind!
    Serena: Waiter, I need another drink..

  4. Samantha Morocz

    Serena: "No, Nate probably does find your accent annoying. Like me."

  5. Samantha Morocz

    Diana: You've dated Nate, what does he like?
    Serena: Honey, all the people you know right now and the people you will meet have dated Nate Archibald.

  6. Samantha Morocz

    Serena: How do you do it? Keep a guy as sexy as Nate to stay with you and I can't keep a cute stranger to no cheat on me in our first date?
    Diana: Age does come before beauty

  7. Samantha Morocz

    Serena: You know what the worst part is? I thought this time I would meet someone different.
    Diana: Sweetie, after reading Inside, you should realize that is time for you to work for things you want and stop thinking that they will flow right into your hands

  8. Hausoflively

    Diana- now Serena darling.. Keep up the manipulating of men, being naive, and showing off those goods and one day you too will have your own media empire just like me!

    Serena- does that mean I'll have to be a cougar too?

    Diana- indefinitely!

  9. Jeca
    Rank: Recurring Character

    elizabeth: so, blake, have you read the next script?what you think?
    blake: oh is so great, just like the rest of this season...
    elizabeth: so you like it? what happens?
    blake: sure! nothing interesting as usual,wich gives me a LOT of free time
    elizabeth: you lucky girl, so taking a train to boston?

  10. leanne

    serena: hmmm ive just got de ja vu that nate is with a cougar that is using him

    diana: you actually know what de ja vu means?

  11. leanne

    serena: are you trying to get me drunk so i go home with you?

    diana: well yes, well my story line with Nate is useless, blairs taken , Nate is boring , chuck is to infatuated with Blair and i don't like Dan's hair so you are my best bet to stay on the show

  12. leanne

    Serena: and who are you again?

    diana: I'm diana I'm in a relationship with Nate while trying to rehabilitate his image

    Serena: Oh right , i forgot , i try to block Nate's story lines from my memory because they are so boring and useless

  13. leanne

    Serena: and who are you again?

    diana: I'm diana I'm in a relationship with Nate while trying to rehabilitate his image

    Serena: Oh right , i forgot , i try to block Nate's story lines because they are so boring and useless

    diana: your not the only one

  14. leanne

    Serena: you do know that once Blair finds out your messing with her friends she will destroy you and you will end up leaving the show right?

    diana: i can handle Blair

    serena: yeah that's what jenny , Rachel, Georgina, Poppy, Vanessa, Juliet and lady Catherine thought

  15. Amie

    Diana: Serena, darling, nobody wants Nate anymore...

  16. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Diana: ...so Nate's grandfather and I had a deal which meant I had to rehabilitate Nate's image because he has been whoring around but then that Ivy girl who is pretending to be your cousin Charlie got in my way which is why I made you ask her ex-boyfriend Max out on a date but then set him up with Ivy again and subsequently posted rumors about her on Gossip Girl.
    Serena: ...rehabili-what?

  17. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Diana: ...so Nate's grandfather and I had a deal which meant I had to rehabilitate Nate's image because he has been whoring around but then that Ivy girl who is pretending to be your cousin Charlie got in my way which is why I made you ask her ex-boyfriend Max out on a date but then set him up with Ivy again and subsequently posted rumors about her on Gossip Girl.
    Serena: What? Wait, why are you even telling me this?
    Diana: Oh, by the time you want to tell somebody you'll probably have forgotten all of that stuff.
    Serena: What stuff?

  18. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Diana: I can't believe Charlie kissed Nate!
    Serena: I'd be surprised if she hadn't!

  19. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: So you're screwing with every Upper East Sider's life just to rehabilitate Nate's image?
    Diana: That's correct.
    Serena: Do you think you could maybe rehabilitate my-
    Diana: I'm afraid you should've asked me this 3 seasons ago.

  20. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Have you ever noticed how Max and Nate look really alike?
    Diana: No, darling. Just no.

  21. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
    Diana: Again!

  22. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Diana: Don't pout, Serena. It causes wrinkles. I should know.

  23. Amie

    Diana: Are we really doing this?
    Serena: What?
    Diana: Talking to each other like we care about Nate's story line...

  24. purple-passion
    Rank: Extra

    Diana: Serena why are you drinking alone, you should be seducing random business men, just like Blair said..... oops did I say to much. Oh well thats where my sixth martini came from. Serena: What?! Well Ill show her, Ill embarass her at her shower. Diana: How? Serena: By making her minions drop some hints that she has too wear… jeans and last years prada. Diana: Serena thats to cruel! Its not worth it! Serena: Oh yes it is. Ill even add designs made by she-who-shall-not-be-named. I need to go plan. Make sure my date knows I wont be here. Diana: Of course Ill make sure he's comfortable. Now that shes gone time to prepare for my latest toy. (Looks through purse) Valium, condoms, and a spongebob doll. Thank you Nate.

  25. Iamlegend

    LOL @Prom Queen & @thelmopolis!


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