Diana: I know what you are going through right now but, it was never going to work to work out.
Serena: But, it had to work! I saw them do the same with spaghetti in that walt disney doggie movie!
Diana: Serena, it's a martini! How did you expect to drink it and manage to get a snog in the end!?
Laurie. Rank: Guest Star
November 19th, 2011 4:20 PM
Diana : So Serena, I heard that Blair's shower is gonna be HUGE...?
Serena : What are you talking about ? Blair doesn't like taking showers !
Laurie. Rank: Guest Star
November 19th, 2011 4:19 PM
Diana : So Serena, I heard that Blair's shower is gonna be HUGE...?
Serena : What are you talking about ? Blair don't like taking showers !
Amie
November 19th, 2011 2:16 PM
Serena: I am so sorry that Cougar Town has been canceled...I feel your pain...
Diana: Serena darling, not sparing the dashing young lad Max even?
Serena: nope.
Dair
November 19th, 2011 6:41 AM
No, seriously, I did get into Columbia!
kmiSS
November 18th, 2011 10:23 PM
Diana: So Serena... for this last martini 2+2-2 is...?
Serena: I know, just let me think...
leanne
November 18th, 2011 8:41 PM
diana: so i heard nates into cougars
serena: nates into everything and i mean everything
leanne
November 18th, 2011 8:18 PM
blake: so im known as the cleaveage queen but you rocked it in the famous little black dress
liz: yes that dress made me famous, i mean do you really think im i made it this far with my crap acting ??
leanne
November 18th, 2011 8:09 PM
serena: so does nate like to wear your underwear aswell ?
diana: i wondered were my pink thong went
leanne
November 18th, 2011 8:06 PM
serena: your from england right ? so explain to me why all english accents sound so fake on this show? because marcus's was horrendous!
leanne
November 18th, 2011 7:56 PM
serena: so does nate like to wear your underwear too?
diana: hmmmm i wondered were my pink thong went
serena: oh no nates a french knickers sort of man
leanne
November 18th, 2011 7:52 PM
serena: so your from england right ? do you know the queen?
Debra D.S.
November 18th, 2011 7:46 PM
Diane (says mischievously): Serena! So glad you showed up...
Serena: Yes Diane, what was the urgent message?
Diane (sarcastically): Wow, I am under dressed, I see someone is dressed for the occasion.
Serena (replies impatiently): Thanks Diane, as if it was any of your business, my date is meeting me here in 10 minutes.
Serena: Well?
Diane (discreet tone): First off, I have nothing against your "bff." But you, of all people, need to know the truth.
Serena: Truth?
Diane: Blair has a false positive pregnancy test. I figured you were the "nice" one, with less skeletons in your closet compared to "Bee."
Serena (confused facial expression):(speechless)
Diane: Ironically, I happened to be at the doctor's office the same morning. I couldn't help but overhear your Blair's "discussion."
Serena: Listen. I don't know what you are trying to prove. You need to stay out of Blair's... or better yet, everyone's business. I don't have time for this.
Serena (walks away fro
AmyGirl Rank: Recurring Character
November 18th, 2011 7:13 PM
Diana: I never got what Nate saw in you
Serena: Maybe it's because I'm YOUNG and blonde?
Diana: At least my boobs are real. You PRAY you'd look this good at my age.
thelmopolis
November 18th, 2011 5:37 PM
Diana: "OK, we only have three minutes so I'll start. I'm a wildly successful media mogul bent on bring down Gossip Girl. I take every opportunity I can to dig up dirt on anyone, and blackmail my employees with exposing their true identities if they don't do my bidding. Recently I've been into using my hot twenty-something assistant as a sex toy, but that's getting problematic. Especially because it's all bee a ruse to help out his overbearing grandfather from two seasons ago. So anyway, I thought I'd take a break from it all and see what it's like to play for the other team. How about you?"
Serena: "Next!"
maryhall
November 18th, 2011 5:36 PM
Serena-So how much did that body cost? Cause you got jaded!
Glitterkorn Rank: Extra
November 18th, 2011 4:57 PM
Diana: "You better break this story first, Serena - where is this feather-filled candle holder from? Is it Dan Humphrey's DIY handiwork?"
Prom Queen Rank: Regular Character
November 18th, 2011 4:50 PM
Diana: Let's be honest, Serena. I'm a cougar. What was your excuse with Nate?
Rank: Guest Star
November 19th, 2011 4:48 PM
Serena : Why Blair should have a bridal shower instead of a bridal bath ? She doesn't even like taking showers !
Diana : Drink darling.
Rank: Extra
November 19th, 2011 4:25 PM
Diana: I know what you are going through right now but, it was never going to work to work out.
Serena: But, it had to work! I saw them do the same with spaghetti in that walt disney doggie movie!
Diana: Serena, it's a martini! How did you expect to drink it and manage to get a snog in the end!?
Rank: Guest Star
November 19th, 2011 4:20 PM
Diana : So Serena, I heard that Blair's shower is gonna be HUGE...?
Serena : What are you talking about ? Blair doesn't like taking showers !
Rank: Guest Star
November 19th, 2011 4:19 PM
Diana : So Serena, I heard that Blair's shower is gonna be HUGE...?
Serena : What are you talking about ? Blair don't like taking showers !
November 19th, 2011 2:16 PM
Serena: I am so sorry that Cougar Town has been canceled...I feel your pain...
Rank: Recurring Character
November 19th, 2011 9:13 AM
Diana: Serena darling, not sparing the dashing young lad Max even?
Serena: nope.
November 19th, 2011 6:41 AM
No, seriously, I did get into Columbia!
November 18th, 2011 10:23 PM
Diana: So Serena... for this last martini 2+2-2 is...?
Serena: I know, just let me think...
November 18th, 2011 8:41 PM
diana: so i heard nates into cougars
serena: nates into everything and i mean everything
November 18th, 2011 8:18 PM
blake: so im known as the cleaveage queen but you rocked it in the famous little black dress
liz: yes that dress made me famous, i mean do you really think im i made it this far with my crap acting ??
November 18th, 2011 8:09 PM
serena: so does nate like to wear your underwear aswell ?
diana: i wondered were my pink thong went
November 18th, 2011 8:06 PM
serena: your from england right ? so explain to me why all english accents sound so fake on this show? because marcus's was horrendous!
November 18th, 2011 7:56 PM
serena: so does nate like to wear your underwear too?
diana: hmmmm i wondered were my pink thong went
serena: oh no nates a french knickers sort of man
November 18th, 2011 7:52 PM
serena: so your from england right ? do you know the queen?
November 18th, 2011 7:46 PM
Diane (says mischievously): Serena! So glad you showed up...
Serena: Yes Diane, what was the urgent message?
Diane (sarcastically): Wow, I am under dressed, I see someone is dressed for the occasion.
Serena (replies impatiently): Thanks Diane, as if it was any of your business, my date is meeting me here in 10 minutes.
Serena: Well?
Diane (discreet tone): First off, I have nothing against your "bff." But you, of all people, need to know the truth.
Serena: Truth?
Diane: Blair has a false positive pregnancy test. I figured you were the "nice" one, with less skeletons in your closet compared to "Bee."
Serena (confused facial expression):(speechless)
Diane: Ironically, I happened to be at the doctor's office the same morning. I couldn't help but overhear your Blair's "discussion."
Serena: Listen. I don't know what you are trying to prove. You need to stay out of Blair's... or better yet, everyone's business. I don't have time for this.
Serena (walks away fro
Rank: Recurring Character
November 18th, 2011 7:13 PM
Diana: I never got what Nate saw in you
Serena: Maybe it's because I'm YOUNG and blonde?
Diana: At least my boobs are real. You PRAY you'd look this good at my age.
November 18th, 2011 5:37 PM
Diana: "OK, we only have three minutes so I'll start. I'm a wildly successful media mogul bent on bring down Gossip Girl. I take every opportunity I can to dig up dirt on anyone, and blackmail my employees with exposing their true identities if they don't do my bidding. Recently I've been into using my hot twenty-something assistant as a sex toy, but that's getting problematic. Especially because it's all bee a ruse to help out his overbearing grandfather from two seasons ago. So anyway, I thought I'd take a break from it all and see what it's like to play for the other team. How about you?"
Serena: "Next!"
November 18th, 2011 5:36 PM
Serena-So how much did that body cost? Cause you got jaded!
Rank: Extra
November 18th, 2011 4:57 PM
Diana: "You better break this story first, Serena - where is this feather-filled candle holder from? Is it Dan Humphrey's DIY handiwork?"
Rank: Regular Character
November 18th, 2011 4:50 PM
Diana: Let's be honest, Serena. I'm a cougar. What was your excuse with Nate?