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  1. Laurie.
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena : Why Blair should have a bridal shower instead of a bridal bath ? She doesn't even like taking showers !
    Diana : Drink darling.

  2. I am NuTs
    Rank: Extra

    Diana: I know what you are going through right now but, it was never going to work to work out.
    Serena: But, it had to work! I saw them do the same with spaghetti in that walt disney doggie movie!
    Diana: Serena, it's a martini! How did you expect to drink it and manage to get a snog in the end!?

  3. Laurie.
    Rank: Guest Star

    Diana : So Serena, I heard that Blair's shower is gonna be HUGE...?
    Serena : What are you talking about ? Blair doesn't like taking showers !

  4. Laurie.
    Rank: Guest Star

    Diana : So Serena, I heard that Blair's shower is gonna be HUGE...?
    Serena : What are you talking about ? Blair don't like taking showers !

  5. Amie

    Serena: I am so sorry that Cougar Town has been canceled...I feel your pain...

  6. Saph [Blair Waldorf Must Pie]
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Diana: Serena darling, not sparing the dashing young lad Max even?

    Serena: nope.

  7. Dair

    No, seriously, I did get into Columbia!

  8. kmiSS

    Diana: So Serena... for this last martini 2+2-2 is...?
    Serena: I know, just let me think...

  9. leanne

    diana: so i heard nates into cougars

    serena: nates into everything and i mean everything

  10. leanne

    blake: so im known as the cleaveage queen but you rocked it in the famous little black dress

    liz: yes that dress made me famous, i mean do you really think im i made it this far with my crap acting ??

  11. leanne

    serena: so does nate like to wear your underwear aswell ?

    diana: i wondered were my pink thong went

  12. leanne

    serena: your from england right ? so explain to me why all english accents sound so fake on this show? because marcus's was horrendous!

  13. leanne

    serena: so does nate like to wear your underwear too?

    diana: hmmmm i wondered were my pink thong went

    serena: oh no nates a french knickers sort of man

  14. leanne

    serena: so your from england right ? do you know the queen?

  15. Debra D.S.

    Diane (says mischievously): Serena! So glad you showed up...
    Serena: Yes Diane, what was the urgent message?

    Diane (sarcastically): Wow, I am under dressed, I see someone is dressed for the occasion.
    Serena (replies impatiently): Thanks Diane, as if it was any of your business, my date is meeting me here in 10 minutes.

    Serena: Well?
    Diane (discreet tone): First off, I have nothing against your "bff." But you, of all people, need to know the truth.
    Serena: Truth?

    Diane: Blair has a false positive pregnancy test. I figured you were the "nice" one, with less skeletons in your closet compared to "Bee."
    Serena (confused facial expression):(speechless)

    Diane: Ironically, I happened to be at the doctor's office the same morning. I couldn't help but overhear your Blair's "discussion."
    Serena: Listen. I don't know what you are trying to prove. You need to stay out of Blair's... or better yet, everyone's business. I don't have time for this.

    Serena (walks away fro

  16. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Diana: I never got what Nate saw in you
    Serena: Maybe it's because I'm YOUNG and blonde?
    Diana: At least my boobs are real. You PRAY you'd look this good at my age.

  17. thelmopolis

    Diana: "OK, we only have three minutes so I'll start. I'm a wildly successful media mogul bent on bring down Gossip Girl. I take every opportunity I can to dig up dirt on anyone, and blackmail my employees with exposing their true identities if they don't do my bidding. Recently I've been into using my hot twenty-something assistant as a sex toy, but that's getting problematic. Especially because it's all bee a ruse to help out his overbearing grandfather from two seasons ago. So anyway, I thought I'd take a break from it all and see what it's like to play for the other team. How about you?"
    Serena: "Next!"

  18. maryhall

    Serena-So how much did that body cost? Cause you got jaded!

  19. Glitterkorn
    Rank: Extra

    Diana: "You better break this story first, Serena - where is this feather-filled candle holder from? Is it Dan Humphrey's DIY handiwork?"

  20. Prom Queen
    Rank: Regular Character

    Diana: Let's be honest, Serena. I'm a cougar. What was your excuse with Nate?


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