What happens when an average British bloke is given the chance to win over a dozen American suitors by pretending to be Prince Harry?
Fox started to ask that pressing question on this week's premiere of I Wanna Marry Harry, a parody of The Bachelor that features some dude named Matthew Hicks passing himself off as royalty to a group of salivating suitors.
Was the opener all you ever dreamed it could be and more?
We relive the premiere via the following quote gallery, which recounts memorable notes, observations and comments made by Hicks and his confused/hopeful/embarrassing women throughout this debut hour:
I just feel like everything keeps adding up. Why is Kingsley calling him 'sir?' I mean, this must be Prince Harry.
rich, handsome, and, for those who dream big enough, royal.It's every girl's dream
American girls don't seem to have inside voices. ... They're very forward.
I hope I have what it takes to be next to somebody with such stature.
Even though they're like smiling at me -- their face is saying, 'How was it?', but their eyes are saying, 'I'm gonna shank you in your sleep!â
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren't princess material.
The guys I'm used to dating just get me drunk and make out with me in the back of the bar.
There's fire-breathing dragons.
Don't do too much alcohol tonight, sir, in case you give the game away.
Who else has Secret Service? The queen? The president? Michael Jackson? I don't think he's any of them.
I hope I don't sound ignorant saying this, but I don't know what Prince Harry looks like.
We don't have tea parties where I'm from. I don't think Long Island Iced Teas count.
We're at Downton Abbey!