What happens when an average British bloke is given the chance to win over a dozen American suitors by pretending to be Prince Harry?

Fox started to ask that pressing question on this week's premiere of I Wanna Marry Harry, a parody of The Bachelor that features some dude named Matthew Hicks passing himself off as royalty to a group of salivating suitors.

Was the opener all you ever dreamed it could be and more?

We relive the premiere via the following quote gallery, which recounts memorable notes, observations and comments made by Hicks and his confused/hopeful/embarrassing women throughout this debut hour: