Quotables from Week Ending June 25, 2015
Carissa Pavlica at . Updated at .Just when you think you can't stand another second without your beloved television shows, the summer premieres roll in in droves!
We have bountiful quotes this week thanks to premieres from Complications, Graceland, True Detective and Mr. Robot. We also had the Orphan Black finale and news of the Aquarius renewal and the Hannibal cancellation...did we find a fitting quote for the mood? We think so.
Scroll through and enjoy the quotes. Does anything catch your eye enough to make you tune in to a new show?
1. Killjoys can't take sides. We give up all citizenship to join the R.A.C.
Alvis: When you do choose a side in this fight Dutch, I hope it's Westerley.
Dutch: Killjoys can't take sides. We give up all citizenship to join the R.A.C. You know that.
Alvis: Yeah I know you both seen too much of that to be possible much longer.
2. He wants us to blow up the St. Louis Arch.
Datak: What does that mad man want now?
Stahma: He wants us to blow up the St. Louis Arch.
3. Baltimore Water and Power, how may I help you this evening? The current hold time is forever....
Baltimore Water and Power, how may I help you this evening? The current hold time is forever. If you need immediate assistance, please place your lips firmly on my ass cheeks and press the pound sign.
Lt. Danny Green
4. We're kind of over the whole bad copy thing. It's way more accurate for us to call you older...
Cosima: You know your clones, we call each other sister.
Kendall: Call yourselves what you want, you're just a bad copy of me.
Cosima: We're kind of over the whole bad copy thing. It's way more accurate for us to call you older sister.
5. Yes, not even then. And if your mother's flair for drama had been more present in her acting,...
Dad: We have always disagreed here. I am not comfortable imposing my will on anyone and I haven't been since 1978.
Ani: Not even to stop someone from walking into a river.
Dad: Yes, not even then. And if your mother's flair for drama had been more present in her acting, she might have gone on to great things.
6. To us, finally making it to Miami. Finally waking up together for the first time.
To us, finally making it to Miami. Finally waking up together for the first time.
Angela [to Ghost]
7. [laughing] That the most preposterous thing I've heard.
John: Anne Hale is a witch!
Cotton: [laughing] That the most preposterous thing I've heard.
8. You just gave your girlfriend the clap. You think sending out mailers is going to fix that?...
You just gave your girlfriend the clap. You think sending out mailers is going to fix that? You gotta send her flowers, not penicillin.
John
9. Seriously, what does this guy not get about what we are doing here? We are selling true love.
Seriously, what does this guy not get about what we are doing here? We are selling true love.
Quinn
10. Not just the Twitter and the Facebook and the Instagram, but the... dating ones too.
Not just the Twitter and the Facebook and the Instagram, but the... dating ones too.
Provenza
11. Do you think you could sneak me into a surgery? It doesn't have to be a transplant or...
Do you think you could sneak me into a surgery? It doesn't have to be a transplant or anything like that. But, could it be a transplant?
Ivan
12. Look, I'm supposed to be here. I just don't know why. Maybe I just can't remember, but either...
Look, I'm supposed to be here. I just don't know why. Maybe I just can't remember, but either way, you've been wondering why I brought you here. This is why. If I do something bad, I want you to shoot me. You're a good person, Maria. In case I'm not.
Sean
13. People, they hate you. They don't even know you., and they hate you. Why? Because you are my...
People, they hate you. They don't even know you., and they hate you. Why? Because you are my son. Because you have been given everything they've been denied. They think you're a fat lazy slob. Why would you work so hard to prove them right?
Jamal Al Fayeed [to Ahmed]
14. Donna it is.
Mike: What about the bubble? There's no Donna in the bubble.
Rachel: Come on, there's room for Donna in the bubble.
Mike: You realize I get to sleep with whoever's in the bubble, right?
Rachel: So long as you realize that my dad's in the bubble.
Mike: Donna it is.
15. Well that still involves food, right?
Maura: Well, there isn't going to be any. Your mother's on a new diet.
Jane: Well that still involves food, right?
16. Did you hear the shooter say anything? Like [in a deep voice] these bullets are meant for you...
Did you hear the shooter say anything? Like [in a deep voice] these bullets are meant for you Cameron?
Cameron
17. Maybe that's what Charles wants us to think.
Alison: Doesn't look like anybody lives here.
Jason: Maybe that's what Charles wants us to think.
18. Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we...
Krista: What is it about society that disappoints you so much?
Elliot: Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax.
19. I didn't kill him, Mrs. Slayton. I threatened to have his P.I. license yanked. We're NASA,...
I didn't kill him, Mrs. Slayton. I threatened to have his P.I. license yanked. We're NASA, not the mob.
Duncan
20. Every time we go under guys we are holding hands with the devil. Thankfully, there's always...
Every time we go under guys we are holding hands with the devil. Thankfully, there's always five people pulling the other way.
Paul
21. Well, he is a lawyer.
Grace: I need to leave him, but I think that he might have done something illegal.
Hodiak: Well, he is a lawyer.
22. I'm not upset. I'm invested.
I'm not upset. I'm invested.
Andy McNally
23. You're medical. Give him some attention.
John: That man needs medical attention.
Gretchen: You're medical. Give him some attention.
24. Excuse me, I didn't shoot myself.
Tess: What again with the hospital? What's going on with you?
JT: Excuse me, I didn't shoot myself.
25. I want to know what's out there. We deserve to know. I'm ready to face whatever it is.
I want to know what's out there. We deserve to know. I'm ready to face whatever it is.
Kate
26. Until it shoves you out a window.
Alana: You cannot see what you will not see.
Chilton: Until it shoves you out a window.