Ari Gold is Vince's manager and our favorite character on Entourage. Ari married into money with his wife but still manages to run one of the most powerful agencies in Hollywood. He has two children: Sarah and Jonah.
Ari: No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply: to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherfucking place to the ground
Vince: Go easy on him, he's having a rough day.
Ari: What's wrong, E, what happened?
Vince: He's not getting any.
Ari: Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari kari you with his pecker?