Ari Gold is Vince's manager and our favorite character on Entourage.  Ari married into money with his wife but still manages to run one of the most powerful agencies in Hollywood.  He has two children: Sarah and Jonah.

Ari Gold Quotes

Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don't answer!

Lloyd: My widget says it's 96 already.
Ari: What the fuck's a widget? Why are you sitting like that? Seriously, what, are you sitting on a butt plug?