Ari: Vince! Hold the plane.
Drama: Who's the broad?
Turtle: That's his wife, you jerk off.

Lloyd: I'm family too, aren't I?
Ari: You'll always be the gay son I never wanted, yes Lloyd.
Lloyd: But what will happen to me without you?
Ari: You will shine, Lloyd.
Lloyd: How? You are my inspiration, Ari. I'm still learning to be more like you.
Ari: No, you're not like me and you don't want to be. You're fair and honest and you don't like women.

I don't want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!

Vince Chase wants this for his brother Johnny. Now we all know that Johnny Chase may have limited talent. But, like a child with special needs, a real family member will stand by his side. A real family member will buy that child's way into Harvard if that's what it takes. Vince Chase is standing by his brother, and I'm standing by both of them.

Ari: Yo Grill Master! Are you in my house? I've got a new show for you. It's called 'Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!'
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Bobby Flay: I'm not hiding, Ari.
Ari: Well you should.

Ari: Barbra, hi.
Barbara Miller: "Barbara hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that?
Ari: What would you like?
Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to, "Hey Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."

She gets to hang with the wolf man. Provided he keeps his shirt on. He has four percent body fat. Daddy has five. Tell mommy, Daddy's been working out.

Bobby, why don't you go back to hiding in your kitchen before I shove a shitake mushroom up your ass?

Turtle: He's right, I might throw up.
Scott: Wait I thought you guys were, like, from the 'hood?
Johnny Drama: His mother and auntie coddled him.

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