Ari Gold Quotes
Season 8, Episode 8: "The End"
Ari: Vince! Hold the plane.
Drama: Who's the broad?
Turtle: That's his wife, you jerk off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lloyd: I'm family too, aren't I?
Ari: You'll always be the gay son I never wanted, yes Lloyd.
Lloyd: But what will happen to me without you?
Ari: You will shine, Lloyd.
Lloyd: How? You are my inspiration, Ari. I'm still learning to be more like you.
Ari: No, you're not like me and you don't want to be. You're fair and honest and you don't like women.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: I don't want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Second to Last"
Ari: Vince Chase wants this for his brother Johnny. Now we all know that Johnny Chase may have limited talent. But, like a child with special needs, a real family member will stand by his side. A real family member will buy that child's way into Harvard if that's what it takes. Vince Chase is standing by his brother, and I'm standing by both of them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "The Big Bang"
Ari: Yo Grill Master! Are you in my house? I've got a new show for you. It's called 'Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!'
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Bobby Flay: I'm not hiding, Ari.
Ari: Well you should.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: Barbra, hi.
Barbara Miller: "Barbara hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that?
Ari: What would you like?
Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to, "Hey Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "Motherf*cker"
Ari: She gets to hang with the wolf man. Provided he keeps his shirt on. He has four percent body fat. Daddy has five. Tell mommy, Daddy's been working out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 4: "Whiz Kid"
Ari: Bobby, why don't you go back to hiding in your kitchen before I shove a s**take mushroom up your ass?
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: He's right, I might throw up.
Scott: Wait I thought you guys were, like, from the 'hood?
Johnny Drama: His mother and auntie coddled him.
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: I saw Brains.
Ari: That's great. I'm guessing they weren't Dramas.
• Rating: Unrated
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