Clancy Wiggum is the chief of police for Springfield on The Simpsons.  Wiggum is voiced by Hank Azaria and is best known as "Police Chief Wiggum."  Clancy is a little plump and is married to an equally plump Sarah who helped him produce one of the funniest children on television... Ralph.

Chief Wiggum Quotes

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

Simpson, step away from the orphan, do not give him any more love. I repeat, do not give him any more love.

Chief Wiggum

The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!