Clancy Wiggum is the chief of police for Springfield on The Simpsons.  Wiggum is voiced by Hank Azaria and is best known as "Police Chief Wiggum."  Clancy is a little plump and is married to an equally plump Sarah who helped him produce one of the funniest children on television... Ralph.

Chief Wiggum Quotes

Simpson, step away from the orphan, do not give him any more love. I repeat, do not give him any more love.

Chief Wiggum

Are you sure? Because we've brought you a lot of flimsy cases. Like that goat we accused of income tax evasion.

Chief Wiggum

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?