Clancy Wiggum is the chief of police for Springfield on The Simpsons.  Wiggum is voiced by Hank Azaria and is best known as "Police Chief Wiggum."  Clancy is a little plump and is married to an equally plump Sarah who helped him produce one of the funniest children on television... Ralph.

Chief Wiggum Quotes

Simpson, step away from the orphan, do not give him any more love. I repeat, do not give him any more love.

Chief Wiggum

Are you sure? Because we've brought you a lot of flimsy cases. Like that goat we accused of income tax evasion.

Chief Wiggum

The Simpsons Quotes

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.
Officer Lou: I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Steve?
(Lou and Eddie laugh)
Steve Sax: But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City.
Officer Lou: You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, Saxxy Boy?

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart