Comic Book Guy
Jeff Albertson, or Comic Book Guy as he is referred to most of the time, is one of the popular recurring characters on The Simpsons. Comic Book Guy is voiced by Hank Azaria and is portrayed as an obese, nerdy guy.
Comic Book Guy owns the comic book store, The Adroid's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop and is very much a stereotypical nerd. Worst. Nerd. Ever!
Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?
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I played hardball with hollywood, the closest i will ever come to playing a sport in my lifeComic Book Guy
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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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