Comic Book Guy Quotes
Season 24, Episode 16: "Dark Night Court"
Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 12: "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
Comic Book Guy: Worst climbing Everest.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Comic Book Guy: I still wear your bra.
• Rating: Unrated
Comic Book Guy: My email address is edna172. It's the lowest number I could get.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Comic Book Guy: How do you know the bride?
Marge: I'm her sister, you?
Comic Book Guy: I bought her ping pong table off cragislist. Color yourself slighted.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 12: "Homer The Father"
CIA Guy: Okay, but don't read our subtitles.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget"
Comic Book Guy: Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was Born on the Fourth of July.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 6: "The Fool Monty"
Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 19: "The Squirt and the Whale"
Comic Book Guy: Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 1: "Homer The Whopper"
Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 37