Comic Book Guy Quotes
I cannot hide the snide inside!
The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...
Nerds don't get girls!
Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.
Worst climbing Everest.
I still wear your bra.
My email address is edna172. It's the lowest number I could get.
Comic Book Guy: How do you know the bride?
Marge: I'm her sister, you?
Comic Book Guy: I bought her ping pong table off cragislist. Color yourself slighted.
Okay, but don't read our subtitles.CIA Guy
Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was Born on the Fourth of July.
(After Bart brought Marge's character back to life)
Marge: Wait till I tell the other moms you gave two-thirds of your life force to save me. What a good boy.
(An angry mob busts in)
Moe: He's weak!
Comic Book Guy: Slay him and take his experience points!
Bart: Wait, stop. If you kill me, I'll egg your houses in real life!
Mrs. Krabapel: It's still worth it!
(She stabs Bart in the eye)
Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! (his lawn chair collapses) Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!