George Costanza is Jerry's best friend on Seinfeld. George may be a short, stocky bald man, but somehow his elaborate lies land him into some fun situations. George frequently finds himself dating women and even landing a successful career working for the Yankees despite his many shortcomings.
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!George
George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"