George Costanza is Jerry's best friend on Seinfeld.  George may be a short, stocky bald man, but somehow his elaborate lies land him into some fun situations.  George frequently finds himself dating women and even landing a successful career working for the Yankees despite his many shortcomings.

George Costanza Quotes

I'm Buck Naked!

George

Tor: What month were you born in?George: April.Tor: You should've been born in August.

Seinfeld Quotes

Susan: (pounding on Kramer's door) Kramer! Kramer!
Jerry: What's that? What's going on?
Susan: Kramer, open up, I know you're in there!
Jerry: Susan.
Susan: Kramer!
Jerry: What is going on?
Susan: You know what's going on? First, he vomits on me! Then, he burns down my father's cabin! And now, he's taken Mona away from me!

Dolores: Oh, Jerry.
Jerry: Oh...you.