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George Costanza is Jerry's best friend on Seinfeld.  George may be a short, stocky bald man, but somehow his elaborate lies land him into some fun situations.  George frequently finds himself dating women and even landing a successful career working for the Yankees despite his many shortcomings.

George Costanza Quotes

I can't get a massage from a man.

George

I'm sorry the card says "Moops."

George

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George