George Costanza is Jerry's best friend on Seinfeld. George may be a short, stocky bald man, but somehow his elaborate lies land him into some fun situations. George frequently finds himself dating women and even landing a successful career working for the Yankees despite his many shortcomings.
Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Elaine: What did I say?
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.
I'm an eggplant!George